Funny Pick-Up Lines

[25thhour]

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Do you have a map?

Cause i'm lost in your eyes.

[top]

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Hello.

no but really;

*sit next to girl* hey baby you like fireworks?
girl: uh i guess?
*move arm over girls head and rest it around her shoulders while making a 'SCHPEEWWWW' noise*

[Choofers]

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ay gurl u look like shit

[wargasm1]

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is ur father a terrorist?
because u da bomb.

[rushyrulz]

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I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves~

I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

WOW! you are the integral of e to the xy!

[Emanresu13]

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*table flip*
Sup

best one ever ever

flaunt dat manliness

[icontrolyourworld]

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[Wayward Vagabond]

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Hello my name is INSERT NAME HERE and here is a recent bank statement

Hand her fake bank statement

[Xiz]

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[Calcium Deposit]

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You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night,

screaming

[ssbmchamp]

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yo bitch. les fuk

You nailed it, works everytime.

[A2P]

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Hello my name is INSERT NAME HERE and here is a recent bank statement

Hand her fake bank statement

what are ya, darkshark?

[Aeroethimetic]

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You be my dairy queen, Ill be your burger king. You do things right, Ill have it your way.

[Choofers]

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ay gurl u wanna be a statistic