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  • EAGAMES
    Y0FACE!
    • Dec 2006
    • 4931

    #31
    Re: Who would win?

    Zelda is hotter than Peach hands down because Peach reminds me of those retarded blondes but not the hot ones.

    SkySeal: *** with gay sword owns Italian gangster. Talk about the irony.
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    Round 1: Novo Mundo (AAA)
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    Round 3: October (1.0.0.1)
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    Round 6: Blue Rose (2.0.0.0)
    Round 7: La Dump (Eliminated for being lazy.)
    Originally posted by smartdude1212
    EA will wander into his house with twenty minutes remaining in the round, load up FFR, realize he needs to ****, go to do so, discover he's hungry, whip up a gourmet meal, return to FFR with five minutes to go, play la camp once, and missflag on the 2154th arrow because scythe of 13 is watching him

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    • phe0nixblade
      Praise the sun mofo
      • Sep 2005
      • 4281

      #32
      Re: Who would win?

      Originally posted by Gun92
      Ok...first off, star power lasts like...10 seconds at best. And I'm pretty sure if Link hit metal Mario with the megaton hammer...he would get killed...either that or a bomb...Link has all the tools he needs.
      invincible for 10 seconds..fireballs turning giant and yoshi eating people..10 seconds is all he needs

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      • XxXMetalheadXxX
        Lack of faith=disturbing
        • Jan 2008
        • 187

        #33
        Re: Who would win?

        Link has the golden guantlets, he could pick up metal mario and throw his little butt across the room.


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        • Redorigami
          Call me Massive Swallow
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Oct 2005
          • 3162

          #34
          Re: Who would win?

          Star power = dead on contact
          He only needs 10 seconds to catch link and touch his sorry ass.
          Mario wins :]
          Originally posted by TheRapingDragon
          The ability to lick the clit and the vagina and apply gentle pressure at the same time with one upward lick is something the small tongued of us can only dream about.
          Originally posted by spreadNv
          Got dibs on La Camp.
          Oh right, Im not any good.
          Got dibs on Pita.

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          • demonllama6124
            im your grandpa!!!
            • Mar 2004
            • 1440

            #35
            Re: Who would win?

            1. Link puts on the magic cape and vanishes, and kills mario from behind
            2. bow & arrow + hawkeye = sniper
            3. Link grabs mario, jumps into a portal to the Dark World and uses the magic mirror to escape, leaving mario behind.

            sorry, link just has too many items at his disposal. if he SOMEHOW did get killed, he has bottled faeries that will revive him. he cant die
            Originally posted by nestlekwik
            Blue is my favorite color. Thus, anyone in the chat with a blue name is super awesome and deserves to have Chinese food.
            Originally posted by welsh_girl
            OP, WTFBrandon & demonllama6124

            Only Men here with Manly Man hairy legs.
            Originally posted by Velocity
            leonid, please shut the fuck up before I make you.
            Help decide which game I should play next. Trying to beat all my games
            http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...47#post4489647

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            • Phase_Yoshi
              FFR Player
              • Jun 2008
              • 2

              #36
              Re: Who would win?

              Originally posted by SkySeal
              zelda has sheik's dick
              PS mario uses his fists + he's italian = gangster
              link + magical blade = pussy
              Uhh... Sheik is cross dressin' girl. Y'know that, right?
              Anyway, Link would win.

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              • hoochan
                woah shrooms
                • Nov 2005
                • 3838

                #37
                Re: Who would win?

                Mario has many friends and Link has Sheik...

                Link and Sheik are obviously outnumbered.

                Also, Mario has Mario Kart AND Mario Tennis.

                Vehicle + Use of projectiles + Friends + All that's been said

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                • ofres
                  FFR Player
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 76

                  #38
                  Re: Who would win?

                  no question link dood forget that megaton hammer the **** outta mario lol!

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                  • demonllama6124
                    im your grandpa!!!
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 1440

                    #39
                    Re: Who would win?

                    link has the GORON tribe. marios friends are no match for them.

                    and wow, mario is gonna hit link with a tennis ball....tremble if fear oh Hero of Time.lol
                    all link needs to do when it comes to the kart is unleash Dins Fire. The radius of the fire will cause the karts fuel tank to explode.
                    Originally posted by nestlekwik
                    Blue is my favorite color. Thus, anyone in the chat with a blue name is super awesome and deserves to have Chinese food.
                    Originally posted by welsh_girl
                    OP, WTFBrandon & demonllama6124

                    Only Men here with Manly Man hairy legs.
                    Originally posted by Velocity
                    leonid, please shut the fuck up before I make you.
                    Help decide which game I should play next. Trying to beat all my games
                    http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...47#post4489647

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                    • HK_CardiacArrest
                      FFR Player
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 9

                      #40
                      Re: Who would win?

                      theoretical characterbattle threads always get locked . so ill post before that happens

                      mario can simply step on someones head to kill him an he has a trademark hat

                      link has no friends and is alone in all of his games

                      mario trains by jumping barrels, climbing ladders and saving princess's

                      link trains by cutting grass

                      enough said
                      under 50 losses total

                      "if your name was sleep i'd be doing you in bed rigt now"

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                      • OMG its HIM
                        FFR Player
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 667

                        #41
                        Re: Who would win?

                        ok link pwns mario up his italian a**
                        no offense to italians
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                        I will kill you.

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                        • KyokiBPM600
                          FFR Player
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 168

                          #42
                          Re: Who would win?

                          Mario can talk.

                          Mario - 1
                          Link - 0
                          Sorry guys. I quit Brawl again ^^
                          Anyways, I play Megaman Starforce 2 all the time now. So if you happen to face me one day with an actual legit folder without having to revert to using WCC's then you'll be raped. If you use WCC's anyways then you will still be bent over.

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                          • ~One~
                            FFR Veteran
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 370

                            #43
                            Re: Who would win?

                            I dont know EA.
                            Mario can become a giant with a super mushroom, and get a flashy star and become invincible to whoop Links ass.

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                            • abbiemonGoesRaWr
                              FFR Player
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 510

                              #44
                              Re: Who would win?

                              Originally posted by KyokiBPM600
                              Mario can talk.

                              Mario - 1
                              Link - 0
                              Psht. xD What good would that do?
                              What?... Mario is going to beg Link to spare his life?...
                              "Please, don'ta kill me..."

                              Link would just simply grunt and slaughter Mario. End of story. *nods*

                              There have been enough posts in here that SO prove that Link would win. :]
                              All those items and such.
                              If Mario came up with something that would throw Link off, he would probably have an even better item/tool/whatever to use back on Mario. :3

                              Link>Mario

                              :]
                              FC: 3652-0206-4326 [CH8Ki]

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                              • hi_top
                                FFR Veteran
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 1427

                                #45
                                Re: Who would win?

                                Originally posted by abbiemonGoesRaWr
                                Psht. xD What good would that do?
                                What?... Mario is going to beg Link to spare his life?...
                                "Please, don'ta kill me..."

                                Link would just simply grunt and slaughter Mario. End of story. *nods*

                                There have been enough posts in here that SO prove that Link would win. :]
                                All those items and such.
                                If Mario came up with something that would throw Link off, he would probably have an even better item/tool/whatever to use back on Mario. :3

                                Link>Mario

                                :]
                                Agreed.

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