Let me tell you a story town citizens !
I know you're shaken by the recent events, but I want you guys to get a taste of my paranoia or else you're going to think I'm a next level god tier wolf and you guys should know that I'm not that great as a wolf.
(Yes, I needed to include self-meta and horrendous WIFOM or else you guys will town read me too quickly and the poor wolf team won't stand a chance.)
I'm for equality between townies and wolves, I also support vegans. You should also comment, subscribe and like my youtube channel that I don't even use.
Anyway, here's the real story;
I didn't actually find both masons.
I thought FFA was likely to be a wolf for the PR hunt on me early game and we tunneled at each others like 2 brick walls.
I didn't even make the connection with raeko until they both voted DBP.
What stopped me from voting and pushing FFA further is that Gradiant wanted both me and FFA dead so it made me feel like something awkward was happening.
I also freaked out when Xiz said both me and FFA were townies and I started hallucinating a wolf team here plotting for mass destruction.
When I posted about "you should ask the masons" it's me being a sarcastic evil person being like "these two players could be plotting together" but I couldn't decide anything out of that.
I was just annoyed that they were both asking me to find the wolves for them when I barely understood what was going on.
After this point, I really did open random.org and get 3 and 2 first try and then I laughed at how fate must be telling me that I'm the best.
I eventually doubted myself and started thinking FFA could be the mason so, I wanted to find the wolf partner first, but he was definitely more wolfy than mason to me.
I felt like I couldn't address this because I was afraid to sell out FFA as the mason to the wolf team if they paid attention so, I ended up concluding that I should lynch outside of FFA D0.
At this point D0, ended and I saw DBP flipping town in horror because I wanted to see the detective play this game.
In the morning, I saw raeko flip mason and I was actually really happy because I would have spent the entire phase trying to get her lynched with FFA for quickly voting DBP D0.
It is only at this point that I made the mason connection between FFA and raeko.
That was the turning point for me.
You can notice that where I push Xiz and back off and go like "what is even going on here".
Why would hypothetical wolf Xiz sell out to everyone that both FFA and me are town. He's actually right.
That's just shrinking the wolf pool. You have to be kinda crazy to do town a favor and go there.
After that point, I left my tunnel a bit and started reading Xiz's other post in the iso and went like "oh wait- he's actually trying to solve the game and I'm just seeing what I want to see here".
So, once again I figured that I was most likely wrong about him.
When it comes to Gradiant, the incessant pushes toward semantics, but also the openness to look beyond and the patience to not leave the game after witnessing FFA and me being FFA and me (haha) was phenomenal.
I don't think Gradiant would fake frustration here. I do still am worried that he didn't pick up that FFA was the mason after raeko died.
I still prefer his game progression over someone like WV tho. It's possible he didn't quit the game because he's wolfing and he doesn't care about how hot garbage I've been this game.
I like to think it's not true because I feel disgusting from wolf read him over this.
I believe he's town because he closed the vote on DFR when he could have mislead this into a town mislynch at multiple occasions and make me look bad in the process.
If you're wolfing this Gradiant, good fucking job. Also, if you're town, good fucking job too.
Anyway, to get back to the point, I'm a lazy meme who can't get serious without a gun over my head so, of course, I had to lie to push this to the next level.
In the signups thread I asked Sunfan if I should fake claim mason as town and he was like "no, that's bad" and I actually did it anyway.
I was really hoping FFA wouldn't claim after my fake claim so I could just die as a hero and end my story here.
What's funny is that FFA made himself rip with the CC and now you guys are still stuck with me. To make matters worse, I've prewritten this before FFA even flipped and I'm just waiting to see if he's really going to flip to steal the spotlight from the real wolf.
The good news is that you have 2 tries. You can trust this piece of work with the most evil intentions known to mankind, secure what you can from the interactions in the previous EoD + most likely go for the WV lynch or end my life here and recover a few brain cells.
The only problem is that I'm not going to end the game and you guys will go maximum "fuck you haku" freak out mode when I will flip town.
Also, I'm clearing Celirra this phase due to the fact that he also voted DFR.
Xiz/Gradiant looks good due to the game involvement.
I know I'm town.
That only leaves WV.
Sorry for the shady tone, but I just love my unnecessary drama and if I'm wrong I'm going to look hilariously bad which by itself is also very entertaining.
Oh well, I sold out DFR my wolf partner as requested by FFA. I hope you guys had fun.
Moral of the story; I hate masons. They make the game overly complicated and they make me freak out because I could be protecting a wolf and I felt super triggered that I could be protecting a wolf FFA all game.
I'm actually tilted at you FFA for ruining my fake claim plan. You should have known that I don't play by the book. It's clearly 100% your fault and my plan was perfect. Actually, my plan was shit, but let me dream.
Town needed the drama to get together. It's only when people started following me for the wrong reasons that I felt like the game shifted back into town's favor. You should be thankful !
(Yes, I said that with a straight face. You can murder me postgame for this)
What a game. This could have gone so wrong if I died or if a mislynch happened. In a normal scenario, I'm kind of throwing the game. So, to the haters, I concede that you are right here on paper.
This concludes my wolf agenda. I hope you guys had fun.
Fake edit: Haha, wolves did the mechanical play of lynching FFA. I didn't write this garbage for nothing.
FFA playing 4D chess in Gemity while us mortals are stuck on this gay earth
Originally posted by QueenAshy
I’ve demonstrated self-awareness
Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
i was pretty close to letting this slide tbh, but honestly your utter lack of understanding of the situation irritates me more than anything else at this point
Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
seriously everything i wrote went way over your head if your reading comprehension is so far below third grade level while people may care about your opinion you should refrain from giving it because it's worthless
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