i was up aound 11 ish to my my mom textinin me over voaevover avo oover, asking if o wamt food from china so i said hai and off sent went to a p; blasnd buffet bu o wl who cares
cupcakeface X (9:23:16 PM): tell me the hotdog story again!!!
Magus355 (9:23:22 PM): no
cupcakeface X (9:23:25 PM): why???
Magus355 (9:23:36 PM): because there's nothin special about it
Magus355 (9:23:43 PM): I mean, they cooked some ****in hot dogs and I ate some
Humans are weird.... They're one of the only species where the penis doesn't always point up the body. (Possibly the only species)
My little corner of Local Reality Quotes:
Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret. Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you? Zack: Shut up. It's funny. Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content
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