Don't blame me game.

[jugglinguy]

So here's how this game works, I'll say something and you have to give me the dumbest reason and why i shouldn't blame you for it, then you post a different action.
For example : jugglinguy: why'd you eat the dog? someotherpersonon't blame me i was auditioning for hannibal rising.

So to actually start this off. Why'd you throw a knife at me?

[SulferDragon]

Re: Don't blame me game.

Don't blame me, you like to juggle, I was only helping.

Why did you use my XBOX to wash the car?

[jugglinguy]

Re: Don't blame me game.

Don't blame me you were too busy playing on your wii.

Why did you use your car keys to scratch up my ipod?

[SulferDragon]

Re: Don't blame me game.

Don't blame me, George Washington said it would grant me eternal youth. (There, that's ridiculous)

Why did you burn all my money?

[jugglinguy]

Re: Don't blame me game.

Don't blame me firewoods to expensive now! (but money sure isn't!)

Why are you melting pennies for copper?

[angelfire12343]

Re: Don't blame me game.

dont blame me copper makes my hands feel nice.

why did you kick my pickle?

[jugglinguy]

Re: Don't blame me game.

Don't blame me i didn't know it was your pet.

Why did you steal my pet rock named henry?

[SulferDragon]

Re: Don't blame me game.

Don't blame me, he wanted to join my rock band.

Why did you steal my Coke?

[Silvuh]

Re: Don't blame me game.

Don't blame me, I just thought it was empty. Well, it is now anyway.

Why did you burn my front lawn?

[psychopete]

Re: Don't blame me game.

Don't blame me, I didn't know there was still gasoline left.

Why did you steal my foods?

[Silvuh]

Re: Don't blame me game.

Don't blame me, I would never steal your foods! ... *gives back foods*

Now why did you vacuum water out of my pool?

[angelfire12343]

Re: Don't blame me game.

dont blame me i was tryin to vacuum the air OUTTA the water. how was i supposed to know da watter would come too?

why did u kiss my cat?

[jugglinguy]

Re: Don't blame me game.

Don't blame me, it's the reincarnation of my gf.

Why did you just throw up on my computer?

[SulferDragon]

Re: Don't blame me game.

Don't blame me, you need a new mouse pad. (You get it, don't you?)

Why did you play frisbee with my CD?

[jugglinguy]

Re: Don't blame me game.

Don't blame me, atleast my dog didn't think it was a donut

Why did you stick a battery in yourself and sing "I got the power"?