Don't blame me, they're the ones who paid the Bears to let them win.
Why did you put acid in my eyes ?
Originally posted by jewpinthethird
Sex kills time and it's free.
Instead of taking her out to a movie and buying her popcorn, bend her over the arm of a couch. It's very economical. Just make sure you are using the proper protection, because then it can become VERY, VERY GOD DAMN UNECONOMICAL if she pops a baby 9 months down the road.
Because I had nowhere else to store my chemicals for school...
How did I get acid in my eyes when I don't even wear glasses? -.o?
Originally posted by jewpinthethird
Sex kills time and it's free.
Instead of taking her out to a movie and buying her popcorn, bend her over the arm of a couch. It's very economical. Just make sure you are using the proper protection, because then it can become VERY, VERY GOD DAMN UNECONOMICAL if she pops a baby 9 months down the road.
Because I didn't have paper, a pen, or a chalk board and I was bored
Why did you take my drawing materials ?
Originally posted by jewpinthethird
Sex kills time and it's free.
Instead of taking her out to a movie and buying her popcorn, bend her over the arm of a couch. It's very economical. Just make sure you are using the proper protection, because then it can become VERY, VERY GOD DAMN UNECONOMICAL if she pops a baby 9 months down the road.
Because Petey is a mentally challenged child who doesn't know what a pencil is.
(Not a flame if there is a user name Petey. Lol)
Who let Petey out of his cage btw?
Originally posted by jewpinthethird
Sex kills time and it's free.
Instead of taking her out to a movie and buying her popcorn, bend her over the arm of a couch. It's very economical. Just make sure you are using the proper protection, because then it can become VERY, VERY GOD DAMN UNECONOMICAL if she pops a baby 9 months down the road.
Don't blame me, he told me that he wanted to be free like the birds he saw on television.
Why don't know know the difference between chubby and fat?
My little corner of Local Reality Quotes:
Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret. Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you? Zack: Shut up. It's funny. Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content
Because all you do is toss responsibility on to other people for 9 hours straight a day.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Originally posted by jewpinthethird
Sex kills time and it's free.
Instead of taking her out to a movie and buying her popcorn, bend her over the arm of a couch. It's very economical. Just make sure you are using the proper protection, because then it can become VERY, VERY GOD DAMN UNECONOMICAL if she pops a baby 9 months down the road.
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