wish corruptor

[SulferDragon]

Re: wish corruptor

wish granted, but it ends up being BarneyTheDinosaur instead.

I wish I got more then 3 hours of sleep last night.

[thepondermatic]

Re: wish corruptor

Your alarm clock doesn't go off. 3 more hours of sleep!

I wish that my homework was done. I have to get everything doe before I have their classes today.

[jugglinguy]

Re: wish corruptor

Wish granted but your dog ate it.

I wish i wasn't sick

[Silver Metallic]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted. You die 5 seconds after being cured for absoultely no reason at all.

I wish I could get enough sleep.

[SulferDragon]

Re: wish corruptor

Wish granted, but your house burns down, because in order to get enough sleep you have to sleep while cooking at your stove.

I wish I didn't feel like ****.

[jugglinguy]

Re: wish corruptor

Wish granted, but now you feel like crap instead!

I wish i answered silver metallics wish, by saying "wish granted but you stay asleep for the rest of your life"

[SulferDragon]

Re: wish corruptor

Wish granted, but Silver Metallic ends up wishing for something else, and your answer doesn't make sense so everyone laughs at you until...

I wish for a greener lawn.

[jugglinguy]

Re: wish corruptor

Wish granted, but you have to move to where ''the grass is always greener on the other side"

I wish scottish dies on hurt/heal

[idontcarewhatyouthink]

Re: wish corruptor

wish granted but you die before everyone else.
I wish my girlfriend was at my house.

[SulferDragon]

Re: wish corruptor

Wish granted, but she ends up dying, and you get found guilty for her murder. PWND!

I wish I could understand Japanese.

[jugglinguy]

Re: wish corruptor

Wish granted, you've successfully learned japanese, but that doesn't matter because Korea killed them all.

I wish 1+1 equaled 500

[sujishishou]

Re: wish corruptor

ur wish is granted 1+1 = 500 but now u weigh close to infinity
if u dont get that ur stupid

i wish everyone was smart

[leftyrighty13]

Re: wish corruptor

wish granted, but to do that we had to change the definition of smart.

I wish i could teleport to any place I wanted.

[jugglinguy]

Re: wish corruptor

Your wish is granted but you don't want to be transported anywhere so it's useless.

I wish my avatar would go on weight watchers.

(btw great one suji!)

[SulferDragon]

Re: wish corruptor

I'm not corrupting, because I would love that.

I wish someone else would corrupt jugglinguy's wish.