The Pylons are TRAP BALLS is the worst song I have ever heard in my entire life. It is a devastating abomination of the Earth's inhabitants and it is probably the reason for everything bad that has ever happened to our earth.
A 300-pound lady in her nineties could sing Britney Spears' song Toxic and it would sound better than Pylons. You could repeatedly stab my parents or brothers until they die, and I would watch you do that rather than play Pylons again. Hell, you could put me in a torture chamber for three years and I would come out saying, "Well, look on the bright side; at least they didn't force me to listen to that Pylons song in there!" If the world just exploded and every human being except me died and all I had to do for the rest of my life was float in space, I'd say, "Thank God that the Pylons song has been wiped off of existence."
To all the people who have by some miracle managed to pull through the pure evil of the song and unlock Dawn, you are GODS. You have managed to sit through - and get good PA on - the worst song of all humanity. I wish I were you, as I have played the song a good 20+ times now, and haven't managed to even come all that close to unlocking Dawn, because the damn song is so erratic and doesn't really stay with any sort of beat. The steps themselves are fine, but the song just makes me want to kill myself, and I almost cry everytime I play the song.
If by some miracle I ever do get Dawn, I'll only be more depressed, because I'll know in my head that I actually am enough obsessed with FFR to ruin my life of music forever just to unlock a stupid skill token. I can't listen to any music now without imagining Pylons in my head, and wanting to kill someone, preferably myself. Drugs (no matter what kind or no matter what the dosage) would never make anyone sound even a tenth as bad as that horrid "song".
Ok. Now that I've expressed how much I hate that horrific song, I can go back to being tortured by it knowing that I've done the song justice.
A 300-pound lady in her nineties could sing Britney Spears' song Toxic and it would sound better than Pylons. You could repeatedly stab my parents or brothers until they die, and I would watch you do that rather than play Pylons again. Hell, you could put me in a torture chamber for three years and I would come out saying, "Well, look on the bright side; at least they didn't force me to listen to that Pylons song in there!" If the world just exploded and every human being except me died and all I had to do for the rest of my life was float in space, I'd say, "Thank God that the Pylons song has been wiped off of existence."
To all the people who have by some miracle managed to pull through the pure evil of the song and unlock Dawn, you are GODS. You have managed to sit through - and get good PA on - the worst song of all humanity. I wish I were you, as I have played the song a good 20+ times now, and haven't managed to even come all that close to unlocking Dawn, because the damn song is so erratic and doesn't really stay with any sort of beat. The steps themselves are fine, but the song just makes me want to kill myself, and I almost cry everytime I play the song.
If by some miracle I ever do get Dawn, I'll only be more depressed, because I'll know in my head that I actually am enough obsessed with FFR to ruin my life of music forever just to unlock a stupid skill token. I can't listen to any music now without imagining Pylons in my head, and wanting to kill someone, preferably myself. Drugs (no matter what kind or no matter what the dosage) would never make anyone sound even a tenth as bad as that horrid "song".
Ok. Now that I've expressed how much I hate that horrific song, I can go back to being tortured by it knowing that I've done the song justice.
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