okay, so once upon a time in a magic forest
there was a bear named rusty
and rusty was a very magical bear indeed
magical you ask?
yes. . .very magical indeed i say unto you.
So one day i was walking home and i got hit by a bus and flew over to some street. so i got up and started walking and got caught by a cop for doing nothing. so i haddoukkened his arms and ran. soon i found a box. i slowly approached it with a frying pan. then a baseball bat came out and very quickly started swinging it at me repeatedly. and a hobo jumped out. i said HEY WTF!!1 STFU!!! he said GRRRR RAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! >X( so im like whats wrong with you!!?!?!/ hes like; dont know!!1 so i ran away rly fast and ran onto the street. but i got run over by Ronald Mcdonald while he was going 25594.6 Mp/h with running in the 90's in the background. i got up after 7 hours and threw pancakes at the hobo. soon the whole world was pwnd by Weslly Willis coming back to life and pwning everyone with his music.
So one day i was walking home and i got hit by a bus and flew over to some street. so i got up and started walking and got caught by a cop for doing nothing. so i haddoukkened his arms and ran. soon i found a box. i slowly approached it with a frying pan. then a baseball bat came out and very quickly started swinging it at me repeatedly. and a hobo jumped out. i said HEY WTF!!1 STFU!!! he said GRRRR RAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! >X( so im like whats wrong with you!!?!?!/ hes like; dont know!!1 so i ran away rly fast and ran onto the street. but i got run over by Ronald Mcdonald while he was going 25594.6 Mp/h with running in the 90's in the background. i got up after 7 hours and threw pancakes at the hobo. soon the whole world was pwnd by Weslly Willis coming back to life and pwning everyone with his music.
the end.
pickles win.
omg! that's so bizzare,
kinda reminds me of the time i visited naples.
so there i was, stranded in naples.
so yeah, i was wondering around on my first day there, doing a little sight seeing, when all the sudden i saw a sign for pizza. as i was headed my way to the parlor a flamingo crashed into the sign, which flew down and hit a car which hit me.
so i got up and dusted myself off quickly, but i think i suffered a concusion. i no longer knew who i was, so i just started dancing.
i broke a sweet and then saw an aligator. no one to this day believes what happened next.
the aligator talked to me. he told me:
twitch. . .pizza is good.
and instantly i remember who i was.
then i started to run. . .i think there was a submarine chasing me. i ran, and i ran, and then i ran some more.
i got tired and fell asleep. and here's a bizzare dream i had:
so there i was, stranded in naples.
so yeah, i was wondering around on my first day there, doing a little sight seeing, when all the sudden i saw a sign for pizza. as i was headed my way to the parlor a flamingo crashed into the sign, which flew down and hit a car which hit me.
so i got up and dusted myself off quickly, but i think i suffered a concusion. i no longer knew who i was, so i just started dancing.
i broke a sweet and then saw an aligator. no one to this day believes what happened next.
the aligator talked to me. he told me:
twitch. . .pizza is good.
and instantly i remember who i was.
then i started to run. . .i think there was a submarine chasing me. i ran, and i ran, and then i ran some more.
i got tired and fell asleep. and here's a bizzare dream i had:
that reminds me of the time i was in ! and when i was there
TAPE
after that tape i saw a couch so i sat on it and fell through the core of the earth and blasted through the other side and took out 5000000 ppl in china accidently (WHOOPSY!!) and suddenly i pwnzord by some park and this guy came and i ate a chair and also i saw this thing and it
that reminds me of the time i was in ! and when i was there
TAPE
no way!
reminds of of that one time when i was ? that ? and there there was the ?
and then the ? was ? and it went to ?. there was also a ? and i don't think it liked me much because it ?.
so i got ? and decided to ?.
then i was going to laugh on the floor, but decided the roof may be cleaner, so i ? and then i ? which was ?.
sup to the week ban for stealth. enough with the awful off-topic postings and random comments that add nothing to a thread. you want to have a conversation, use the chat room or AIM.
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