Whoa, wtf

[Dynam0]

This kid I just talked to was tweaking cuz his dog bit his ****ing eye out....how scary is that?

Devin says:
its black
Devin says:
my true color
Bobby says:
is it like popped right out or just looks bigger?
Bobby says:
haha
Devin says:
its popped right out Bobby, geez your dumb, i clearly said it 5 million times
Bobby says:
like just hanging there....
Devin says:
ahhhhhhhh
Devin says:
its OUT
Bobby says:
no way
Bobby says:
lol
Bobby says:
that would be freaky
Bobby says:
its like sitting on ur cheeck?
Devin says:
ITS OUT, ITS IN MY HAND
Devin says:
you might see tomorrow if i can go to school
Bobby says:
no way
Bobby says:
lol
Bobby says:
thats ****ed up
Devin says:
yup im serious
Bobby says:
why arent u going to the hospital
Devin says:
why would i lie about that
Devin says:
cuz my dad and mom arent home
Devin says:
and it doesnt hurt
Devin says:
so i will wait for them to get home without panicing so i can get a ride to the Hospital
Bobby says:
whoa
Bobby says:
did it bleed alot?
Devin says:
its all over the keyboard....i tried to fill the hole in with kleenex but the blood went right through it
Bobby says:
wtf!
Bobby says:
man....that sux
Bobby says:
ur gonna like need a patch
Devin says:
i know its actually starting to hurt now
Bobby says:
damn
Devin says:
your smart what do i do??
Devin says:
im scared
Devin says:
im too young to die
Bobby says:
u wont die lol
Bobby says:
when r they (parents) coming home?
Devin says:
in like a half an hour
Bobby says:
hmmm
Bobby says:
u should like lie down so the blood stays in the eye or something
Devin says:
i think that a bad thing to do cuz then the blood will flood my brain
Bobby says:
oh shi....didn't think of that one
Devin says:
man...im scared
Bobby says:
call 911
Bobby says:
do it
Devin says:
ok 1 sec
Devin says:
ahhhhhhhhhhhh they are busy
Bobby says:
bull
Bobby says:
theyre never busy
Devin says:
i cant get through
Bobby says:
****
Devin says:
lol
Devin says:
****
Devin says:
im screwed
Bobby says:
do u feel dizzy or nething?
Bobby says:
weak?
Devin says:
i feel weak
Bobby says:
jesus
Devin says:
and i cant see out of my one eye
Bobby says:
well ya..
Bobby says:
oh....
Bobby says:
wait, which one?
Devin says:
no i can see out of the one that is in my hand
Bobby says:
wtf?
Devin says:
but not the one still attached
Devin says:
i know its ****ed up
Bobby says:
what does it look like?
Devin says:
frankenstein
Bobby says:
man thats messed lol
Devin says:
oh theres my parents brb
Bobby says:
k
Devin says:
lol brb
Devin says:
****...it was just the paperboy
Bobby says:
oh christ
Bobby says:
keep trying 911 then
Devin says:
i am
Devin says:
****ing phone
Devin says:
ahhhhhhhh i just broke the phone
Bobby says:
what?
Bobby says:
lol
Devin says:
i got mad and threw it
Bobby says:
calm down man
Bobby says:
where do u live?
Bobby says:
i'll call them
Devin says:
hahahhahaha
Bobby says:
u were kidding...?
Devin says:
no
Devin says:
i cant remember where i live
Devin says:
im all random now
Bobby says:
well..
Bobby says:
thats not good
Bobby says:
go to ur neighbors house man
Bobby says:
before it gets worse
Bobby says:
serious

(There was like a 5 minute pause I was like freaking out)

Bobby says:
u there?
Bobby says:
Devin?!

(Few moments)


Devin says:
ok thanks man
Bobby says:
omg wtf dont do that to me man
Devin says:
ok dont call 911 im good now, my dad is home and taking me to the hospital, cya tomorrow man
Bobby says:
umm k
Bobby says:
bye..

Almost gave me a heart attack o.O

[cetaka]

Re: Whoa, wtf

wtf you have strange friends.

ps go for the FC, try upping your cmod or w/e

[Doug31]

Re: Whoa, wtf

Oh yeah, this is in the brag board, so nice MA, it's much better than I could do.

[Rewind690]

Re: Whoa, wtf

uhhhhhh.

[Kles]

Re: Whoa, wtf

bs

no, seriously, I don't believe this

[cetaka]

Re: Whoa, wtf

(i forgot to put this in my last post)

make vids with judge/ini

[Kles]

Re: Whoa, wtf

shut up cetaka

[Dynam0]

Re: Whoa, wtf

I'm kinda doubting his story too I guess I'll find out tomorrow

[sertman]

Re: Whoa, wtf

holy **** lol... no way he's telling the truth

i'd FLIP THE **** OUT if my eye was in my hand, not typing on MSN, **** that

[justaguy]

Re: Whoa, wtf

biggest bull**** story ive ever read

tell your friend to **** his anus with a cucumber

[Dynam0]

Re: Whoa, wtf

Will do Hayden...that is if he's lying

[TheRapingDragon]

Re: Whoa, wtf

I find it hard to believe, some of the story sounds made up.

[Rewind690]

Re: Whoa, wtf

If thats seriously real, im keeping that conversation for the rest of my life lol.

[Hr2]

Re: Whoa, wtf

Yes

He is sitting there typing with one hand while aiming his other eye that is in his hand and bleeding at the screen to see what he's doing.

Bull****.

[TheRapingDragon]

Re: Whoa, wtf

Yes

He is sitting there typing with one hand while aiming his other eye that is in his hand and bleeding at the screen to see what he's doing.

Bull****.

Don't forget that he can see out of the eye that is in his hand and not out of the eye in his socket. So basically to see what Dynamo is typing he is holding his popped out eye up to the screen.