whats the weirdist thing any one said to you

[sk8fan]

nice

[QreepyBORIS]

One time, when my friend took his dog to town, a lady yelled
'BEAR!! BEAR!!" and ran away. His dog is like...200 pousnds, and looks like a bear.

[sk8fan]

really thats weird

[Anonymous]

I was at my friends house and I was gonna install RO and his 1st drive had 300mb, then I looked in My Computer and he had an unused drive with 40 whole gbs on it. I fucking made fun of him for it then he asked "Dude Nick, I'm serious is that good or what?"

[QreepyBORIS]

Oh my....

[Sk8rPunkX99]

One of the funniest for me was when my friend got IM'd by some crazy kid. He started bugging us so we freaked him out by asking him if he'd ever slit his wrists... He responded by saying "Thats not of my bussness."... Very bad grammar, that one...

[Yanah_the_Master]

hmmm.... I think it would be... "Your a lesbian, right?"

I forget what led up to that

But I guess we are ALL lesbians... on the inside...

[Anonymous]

=O

[jewpinthethird]

I've have said so many weird things, it's hard to choose the weirdest.

"STOP JUMPING!!! STOP JUMPING!!! YOU'LL BREAK IT!!! BREEEEEAAAKKKK!!!!"
a few minutes later "Sh*t, you best back up or else BOOM, fire shirt biatch."

[_Error_Tragic]

"The ball..." "What about it?" "It's round, Phoenix! Oh, god help us all!"
O_o and everybody just stared at us for a moment, and someone on our team just kicked the ball into the other goal, then ran away screaming... muahahahaha! "Oh, and I know a second verse." "Amanda, don't sing the second verse." "Why not?" "Because, everybody knows the second verse." "The ball is round and sh__ is brown." (sorry, dunno if that counts as cursing or not here O_o) She was refering to our teacher, Mrs.Brown, actually. Or maybe the weirdest one was, "I'm a seagull, ei, ei!" das my friend, Amanda ^_^

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

sommeone walked up to me said cheese and walked away once

[scorpio1690]

Um.... That wasn't me..... STOP ACCUSING ME!

[Brainmaster07]

hmmm, someone on EQ was mad about not being able to get a group so the said:

"*Gouges out eyes, slits wrists and does pushups in salty water then goes to bed*"

OW

[plasmix]

OH DEAR GOD !!!!

[SotN]

*Gouges out eyes, slits wrists and does pushups in salty water then goes to bed*

Wouldnt that STOP bleeding? If it was pure water, then it woud be deadly.

*a friend talks to me and some other people*

"anyways, isnt that idiot over there?" *points*

*everyone looks in the exact opposite direction, then looks back at him, puzzled*

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!"