whats the weirdist thing any one said to you

[Sk8rPunkX99]

I think the idea is that salt in an open wound hurts like hell...

[SotN]

yeah, but pure water would do more damage to your system

[QreepyBORIS]

How is that? I know it doesn't carry those oh-so-good electrolytes, but why?

[scorpio1690]

You know a really good way to torture/hurt someone? Tie them up, slit open their arms and put to burning hot metal rods in the slits, then sew their arms back up and leave them...... I have to much spare time in the summer if you haven't noticed

Edit: And then when they're tied up pummel them if you want and take a gun and put it on the inside of their knee cap and blow their knee cap off.

[QreepyBORIS]

Ooooh, and dip them in a sewer, so they're cuts will be all pus-y and fester-y.

[sk8fan]

where did sk8er punk get his av?

[Bittabe-be]

there's this lovely poem. here it is:

"roses are red, violets are blue, i like spagetti, let's go fuck."
the end.
hope you enjoyed.

[scorpio1690]

Whoa I love that poem!

[Yanah_the_Master]

i dont cause bittabe-be posted it

[scorpio1690]

YOU BASTARD! Bittabe-be said wants me to break his legs.

[Yanah_the_Master]

break his legs then

[QreepyBORIS]

B-B is a she.

And that rhymed.

I like:
I hate you Haiku
You are very hard to do
Go back to Japan

[scorpio1690]

He, she, it. Whatever, I was close.

[Dreamer-Boy]

One person asked me if I liked cheese

[eVILPeeR]

one time some guys in a truck stopped and asked me and my buddy, "WHERE DO I GET SOME CHEEEEEEEESE!??!?!" and iwas like "Go to the damn grocery store you fools." then they responded, "BUT I WANT SOME GOD DAMN CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!" then they left