THE EXACT DATE THE EARTH WAS MADE

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  • makaveli121212
    FFR Player
    • May 2003
    • 3823

    #1

    THE EXACT DATE THE EARTH WAS MADE

    for all you crazy religous foke...heres your best bet in disproving the big bang theory...if you know the bible there is one book that said someone bore so and so followed so and so...and apparently that is how the guy came up with this date


    Originally posted by Bishop Ussher
    In the 1650s, James Ussher, (Archbishop of Armagh, Primate of All Ireland, and Vice-Chancellor of Trinity College in Dublin) a noted churchman and as a scholar published his findings regarding the date of creation and other biblical events. He determined the date of creation was Sunday 23 October 4004 BC, and the date of many other events, such as that Adam and Eve were driven from Paradise on Monday 10 November 4004 BC, and that the ark touched down on Mt. Ararat on Wednesday 5 May 1491 BC. About ten years earlier, exactly the same date of creation was established by John Lightfoot, the Vice-Chancellor of Cambridge University, the difference being that he was able to establish the 9:00 am as the exact time of creation.

    He did not go so far as to mention which time zone was applicable nor whether God was still on daylight savings time that late in October...btw earth was created on mole day
    Originally posted by VxDx
    Stick it in her butt and pee.
  • VxDx
    FFR Player
    • May 2003
    • 1871

    #2
    What possible support could they have for this?

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    • banditcom
      FFR Player
      • Mar 2003
      • 6243

      #3
      He did not go so far as to mention which time zone was applicable nor whether God was still on daylight savings time that late in October.
      LMAO.. that's gold.

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      • makaveli121212
        FFR Player
        • May 2003
        • 3823

        #4
        like i said the bible book that has the list of people...i dont know what book it is...but it basically had a line of succession
        Originally posted by VxDx
        Stick it in her butt and pee.

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        • FFR Player
          • May 2002
          • 1088

          #5
          Rocks. And maybe some dirt, but mostly rocks. Oh and BTW the only people that "celebrate" DST is the contiguous US, and wasn't put into effect until the fifties or some crazy time like that.

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          • makaveli121212
            FFR Player
            • May 2003
            • 3823

            #6
            i think god knew about daylight savings before it was invented
            Originally posted by VxDx
            Stick it in her butt and pee.

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            • willson13
              FFR Player
              • Nov 2003
              • 72

              #7
              That's under the assumption that "He" forsees the future, which is impossible due to the fact that fate does not exist.

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              • makaveli121212
                FFR Player
                • May 2003
                • 3823

                #8
                he knows all. (period)
                Originally posted by VxDx
                Stick it in her butt and pee.

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                • VxDx
                  FFR Player
                  • May 2003
                  • 1871

                  #9
                  DOES HE KNOW WHAT THIS GROWTH ON MY WANG IS, BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO KNOW.

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                  • makaveli121212
                    FFR Player
                    • May 2003
                    • 3823

                    #10
                    dude everyones seen that thing...remember when you whupped it out in chat

                    anyway i want to stress that this i suppossed to be a humorous thread and im not gonna talk about god knowing all or daylight savings time
                    Originally posted by VxDx
                    Stick it in her butt and pee.

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                    • VxDx
                      FFR Player
                      • May 2003
                      • 1871

                      #11
                      DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME DOESN'T EXIST. if He did, why would he let my clocks get all messed up twice a year so that I oversleep huh? Answer me that!

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                      • Anticrombie0909
                        FFR Player
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 4683

                        #12
                        Here's what I want to know.

                        You know how God supposedly created the Sun and Moon on the what was it...fourth day? Doesnt matter. Anyway, he didn't make it first. How did he know when the other days ended? What distinguished a 'day' at all? How did God know it was a day? Why did he decide 24 hours? And if they say 'there simply was no sun', then does that mean that God can bend the laws of Physics as well? Because I'm pretty sure the earth couldn't have formed without a large gravity source (i.e., the sun) to make it into a globe. There are so many freakin' holes in their story it is amazing...

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                        • VxDx
                          FFR Player
                          • May 2003
                          • 1871

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Anticrombie0909
                          Here's what I want to know.

                          You know how God supposedly created the Sun and Moon on the what was it...fourth day? Doesnt matter. Anyway, he didn't make it first. How did he know when the other days ended? What distinguished a 'day' at all? How did God know it was a day? Why did he decide 24 hours? And if they say 'there simply was no sun', then does that mean that God can bend the laws of Physics as well? Because I'm pretty sure the earth couldn't have formed without a large gravity source (i.e., the sun) to make it into a globe. There are so many freakin' holes in their story it is amazing...
                          DON'T FORGET DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME, IT'S THE BIGGEST HOLE OF ALL!

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                          • FFR Player
                            • May 2002
                            • 1088

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Anticrombie0909
                            Here's what I want to know.

                            You know how God supposedly created the Sun and Moon on the what was it...fourth day? Doesnt matter. Anyway, he didn't make it first. How did he know when the other days ended? What distinguished a 'day' at all? How did God know it was a day? Why did he decide 24 hours? And if they say 'there simply was no sun', then does that mean that God can bend the laws of Physics as well? Because I'm pretty sure the earth couldn't have formed without a large gravity source (i.e., the sun) to make it into a globe. There are so many freakin' holes in their story it is amazing...
                            That's argued. People say days didn't exist really, and that it could've consisted of 30 seconds or 300 million years. And He didn't do anything, he just told some whackos to write shit down. It's so incrediby debatable, it's not even funny. But you're right about the sun, which was created after Earth, which means...well, it means it's wrong. And DST isn't a hole. Just an idea thunk up by good 'ole Benny F. Errrr...Benjamin Franklin (I need to stop the drugs). He wrote an essay, and now over 70 countries utilize Daylight Saving Time. Why? Hell if I know. I think it's useless.

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                            • BluE_MeaniE
                              FFR Player
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 796

                              #15
                              Useless?
                              What about the farmers, huh?
                              Originally posted by Henri Poincaré
                              The scientist does not study nature because it is useful to do so. He studies it because he takes pleasure in it, and he takes pleasure in it because it is beautiful.

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