THE EXACT DATE THE EARTH WAS MADE

[jewpinthethird]

Here's what I want to know.

You know how God supposedly created the Sun and Moon on the what was it...fourth day? Doesnt matter. Anyway, he didn't make it first. How did he know when the other days ended? What distinguished a 'day' at all? How did God know it was a day? Why did he decide 24 hours? And if they say 'there simply was no sun', then does that mean that God can bend the laws of Physics as well? Because I'm pretty sure the earth couldn't have formed without a large gravity source (i.e., the sun) to make it into a globe. There are so many freakin' holes in their story it is amazing...

Well, it was written a long time ago...when people were at the peak of stupidity.

Day One: the Heaven and Earth are created; Light is created; areas that are dark are night; areas that are light are day

Day Two: The Sky was Created; (note; the sky is "Heaven". Where you go when you die)

Day Three: Land, Seas, Grass, trees created

Day Four: Sun created; Moon created (the Moon is reffered to as a light, which it is not, but could be easily mistaken as one without any scientific knowledge) Stars created;

Day Five: Fish and Birds created;

Day Six: Cattle, Bugs?, and Beasts created; Man created both Male and Female

Day Seven: Day of rest

[BluE_MeaniE]

So the heaven was made twice?

[Snapps]

yes and the first was a failure so he made it turn in to hell

[BluE_MeaniE]

I can't tell if you're kidding me.
But I'll assume you're not.

Anyways, I remember from when I was studying the Torah something about a separation in the waters made on one of the days, but it was never really understood what it meant.
Am I nuts?

[Snapps]

Actually I am kidding

I didnt read that part, what section...oh wait, maybe your nuts. For my BMitzvah I had Noach (noah) and the ark so i didnt read that.

[makaveli121212]

you guys have to take the joke and stop talking about religion