Shower Poetry

[andy-o24]

This idea came to me in the shower. It was better as thoughts in my head, but for about twenty minutes of thinking, it's decent.

Post your own low-effort/speed poems or something.

Jack had a chronic case of coughing/
he just couldn't handle pepper/
His little brother chedder fared no better/
He would stumble/
Their sister they called feta/
under pressure she would crumble/
But they all lived together/
in the cottage of their uncle/
An older man whose face/
they liked to say that it was curdled/
He loved them all the same/
and through the years there they were nurtured
No matter how you shred or melt/
or slice or cut the cheese/
This cottage was the home/
To one big cheesy family.

Thanks.

-o24

[TheSaxRunner05]

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Here's my shower poetry

There once was a man named Hoff
Who once in the shower, jerked-off
He finished himself
Grabbed the soap from a shelf
And Said, "time to wash my feet off!"

[Wayward Vagabond]

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I'd give a penny for your thoughts
If I thought that there was something
Anything at any time but now
Come to think of it there's one thing
The thought that you could have a thought
Is worth a penny not just nothing
So take the penny and know that
Your thoughts have value
Even though it's just a penny
It's still something

[drizzleRomanceGirl]

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i really like your poem, andy

it was both interesting and touching to me

[Travis_Flesher]

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His little brother chedder fared no better/
He would stumble/
Their sister they called feta/
under pressure she would crumble/

Word my brother. Word. *beatnick finger snapping*

Let me hit you with some rhymes about cheese,
Like oh em gee really dude please,
My words flow like milk out a cows udder,
Pastuerize and mesmerize,
Make ya shimmy and shudder,
Move to the right and left like ya have a rutter,
Churn it 'til ya turn to butter,
Cut 'em up into pieces and put 'em on biscuits,
Limburger smellin funny but i think i'll risk it,
Grill 'em and put 'em on a sandwich,
This rap's going to be long i hope ya have the bandwidth,
Ima stack all the little pieces up on a tray next to some cocktail shrimp,
Pluck out one of the toothpicks and stick it in my grill like a dairy pimp,
If this was a competition these udder cheesewhiz be in the dumpster lookin for muenster,
Cuz they lactose intolerant my flow is sharp i hope ya can follow it,
Cost no pesos to rap about queso but if you all about cheddar just say so
Wear a funny hat like wisconsin green bay,
Dont worry about where the money at its all about curds and whey.

Now let me ask you a question. What do cows drink?
Click spoiler for answer.

water

[andy-o24]

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Here's my shower poetry

There once was a man named Hoff
Who once in the shower, jacked-off
He finished himself
Grabbed the soap from a shelf
And Said, "time to wash my feet off!"

Very nice. I can relate to this one.

I'd give a penny for your thoughts
If I thought that there was something
Anything at any time but now
Come to think of it there's one thing
The thought that you could have a thought
Is worth a penny not just nothing
So take the penny and know that
Your thoughts have value
Even though it's just a penny
It's still something

That's pretty deep, man. Much appreciated. Good lesson to learn.

Let me hit you with some rhymes about cheese,
Like oh em gee really dude please,
My words flow like milk out a cows udder,
Pastuerize and mesmerize,
Make ya shimmy and shudder,
Move to the right and left like ya have a rutter,
Churn it 'til ya turn to butter,
Cut 'em up into pieces and put 'em on biscuits,
Limburger smellin funny but i think i'll risk it,
Grill 'em and put 'em on a sandwich,
This rap's going to be long i hope ya have the bandwidth,
Ima stack all the little pieces up on a tray next to some cocktail shrimp,
Pluck out one of the toothpicks and stick it in my grill like a dairy pimp,
If this was a competition these udder cheesewhiz be in the dumpster lookin for muenster,
Cuz they lactose intolerant my flow is sharp i hope ya can follow it,
Cost no pesos to rap about queso but if you all about cheddar just say so
Wear a funny hat like wisconsin green bay,
Dont worry about where the money at its all about curds and whey.

Now let me ask you a question. What do cows drink?
Click spoiler for answer.

water

Bars.


Thanks, DRG. Glad you enjoyed it. I'm a little surprised no one called me out for the "cut the cheese" line. Coyly slid that one in there. I'll post some more if they come to me.

-o24

[TWG Ike]

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Guy Hunt Hunted Down Marble Showers
Of all the ways to go
I still shake my head at this story

[evanescence_death4ever]

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//ASIDE// *clicked thread when saw it in message*

Dude.

I read this back when it was newer and thought it was baller. That was YOU. IT WAS YOU!

I've actually almost posted in this thread a couple of times. Now my showers drip red water. It's a bit disturbing.

Next time.

[V-Ormix]

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what if i said for every loaf or bread you opened with a razor blade made you money

[evanescence_death4ever]

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what if i said for every loaf or bread you opened with a razor blade made you money

I would simply say..."if sections of my flesh were replenishing loaves of bread, I'd be a rich girl."

[V-Ormix]

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I would simply say..."if sections of my flesh were replenishing loaves of bread, I'd be a rich girl."

This is true, ud be gettin dat bread

[star-crossed]

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The poem in the OP is very funny to me, thank you for sharing.

[reptile3141]

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I thought the title of the thread was "Shower Party" and I was like "Oh man I GOTTA get in on that." Enjoyed your poem btw. Thanks for the read.

[Kattedjiron]

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Wow! So talented! great!

[andy-o24]

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Lmao. Thought this was my dumb thread.

-o24