I need help guys

[x After Dawn x]

There's a bunch of birds outside my window eating another bird and they won't stfu. What can I tell them so they can go home? I NEED HELP OMFG

[Kibblre]

Re: I need help guys

Tell them "coo".

Then sing "I'm like a bird, I only fly away. I don't know where my home is; I don't know where my soul is."

It makes them go all emo inside and fly away.

[Heartseeker7]

Re: I need help guys

If they aren't rare birds, then guns work too.

[x After Dawn x]

Re: I need help guys

Tell them "coo".

Then sing "I'm like a bird, I only fly away. I don't know where my home is; I don't know where my soul is."

It makes them go all emo inside and fly away.

I'm pretty sure they can hear it already cause I blast dat **** hardcore every day all day on my 1.5 THz speakers

[MrRubix]

Re: I need help guys

Waterhose

[x After Dawn x]

Re: I need help guys

Last time I checked, there was no waterhose in my room, and I'm a fat lazy **** (40 years old living in my ma's house) so yeah. Need quick and helpful solution, guys.

[One Winged Angel]

Re: I need help guys

lmao ahahahahahahaha I miss this guy

[TC_Starwolf]

Re: I need help guys

A cat.
Or lots of them.
Hell, just get a lion.