me

[KHSonic]

i was born as a penguin that could go moo

[Freak83]

Cows don't go moo. Moody's go moo. (Moody is the name of one of my friends. He had the name before even the first Harry Potter book.)

[NessTormented]

Cows dont moo, they are make just the oooosound tight and it sound like a moo.

[CMCAdvanced]

No. You are both wrong. They go -shots being fired-
............
Sorry about that. Someone looked at me funny.

Please speak english on this site. It would be better for everyone
Also, please get ready for initiation.

We are sorry for the delay, but we just started initiation today.

Ready......

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Initiation complete.

By the way cows go- What are you looking at nestlekwik

-shots being fired-

He is too fast for me. You are lucky today punk.

Any ways they go Moo-oo
Trust me on this one.

Also I am not Synthlight.

Cheers,

Synt- Damn, why do I keep doing that!

Go to http://www.seanbaby.com for some mature, but tasteful fun.

[Freak83]

What are you going on about? I thought I'm supposed to be the local freak here.

[nestlekwik]

He is too fast for me. You are lucky today punk.

Yes, I am very kwik.

We need that one guy who posts a normal message and then goes into a twenty-inch tangent about an alternate topic. I bet he could clear up everyone's questions in this thread.

[NessTormented]

Thats for a funny one nestle!!!

That guy should be here.

Nestle is too fast for everyone! Look at the speed he is have!

[SotN]

*that was me, Nestle, go ahead and delete that*

He is too fast for me. You are lucky today punk.

Yes, I am very kwik.

We need that one guy who posts a normal message and then goes into a twenty-inch tangent about an alternate topic. I bet he could clear up everyone's questions in this thread.

Yeah.

Back in my day (1995) we didn't have 56whatchamacallits! We had 14.4k and we loved it!

Kids today ain't got no respect... they expect that there will be every type of person on a message board! Back in the good ol days (still 1995) we didn't have this newfangled things called acronyms! (lol) We actually had PERSONALITY!!!

EVERY TYPE OF PERSONALITY TOO!!!

you kidz gotta learn to be diverse!

And what the $*%# is up with this l33t (#$%? Oh yeah! j00 4r3/\/'t a 1337 |-|4X0R!!!

We were! and we had REAL leet! With crosses an' (#$%!

NestleKwik wasn't called that back then! We called it Nestle's Chocoate Milk and LOVED it!

We didn't LET guys who could barely speak English on the damn internet! You had to be a fucking Rhodes scholar just to figure out had to use a goddam web browser!

Macs are teh most evil invention know to man! They make using the net (that's what we old men called it back then) a trial! Those idiots alone drop the average IQ by 20 points!!!

MOSAIC RULES ALL THIS IE AND NETSCAPE CRAP!!!!

Kids today... want to be called kidz, but they're just n00bz.

[NessTormented]

Thats what YOU are have think! I am not speak leet well it was showed of my friend Greg heh../..

Back when i was to your age we werent have english! back in 1982 if you spoke to the english you were an abomination!

[dave]

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Come Again ¿¿

[CMCAdvanced]

*that was me, Nestle, go ahead and delete that*

Delete what?

[nestlekwik]

I told you I was kwik. Already deleted.

[NessTormented]

There he is kwik again...initiate of the nestlekwik themesong!

Bringing quick to new of a defonition... Nestle's on the case! Nestle!
when theres the chocolate milk sign of to the air, Nestle's on his way! nestle!
If you are ever meet him you would be amazed at his fast! nestle!
he's the fastest of the all, and hes going to save to the day! nestle!

[jewpinthethird]

We need that one guy who posts a normal message and then goes into a twenty-inch tangent about an alternate topic. I bet he could clear up everyone's questions in this thread.

For a second I thought you were talking about me...but I don't usually post a normal message before rambling on about the importance of Yellow, or the rainforest etc.

I am the original nonsense talker. NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO SURPASS MY MAJESTY!!! I am like the colour Yellow. If yellow never existed life itself would be meaningless.

Now you may not like the colour yellow; and that is okay. But you must understand that yellow is the key to life. Many important things are yellow. Such as the signal to slow down. I can't even begin to comprehend how many lives have been saved because of the colour yellow. Yellow is what gets you home from school/work/porn shop/elderly home safely. What colours would hazard signs or warning signs be on the highways and bi-ways of or local cities? Purple? Ha! only in Cathedral City(semi-Homosexual community that I live near)! Blue? SKY CAMOUFLAGE! it cant be green nor red nor any other colour that is remotely near it. Yellow is safety! The Sun is Yellow. If god were a colour, I bet it would be Yellow!

So, next to you are doing 60mph in a school zone at 3:00pm, while children are returning home to watch ZOIDS on Toonami, take the time to thank the colour yellow and all of its Majesty.


Yellow is life! Life is Yellow! Long Live YELLOW!!!

::edit::
You can't say gay anymore?

[nestlekwik]

Yes, the Nestlekwik theme song in Remix. That would be great.