Post something everone doesn't know

[Senip]

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I went to private school for middle school, and got pokemon banned.

[Xiz]

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I literally am sleeping in a closet on a mountain right meow.

[Mourningfall]

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I failed every english class I ever took.

[Jonlovesddr]

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i'm hillary clinton

[Wayward Vagabond]

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i.

[Mourningfall]

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i.

^This.

[iironiic]

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I can only play piano by ear, I can't read notes.

Me too. Similarly with violin and voice.

[Mourningfall]

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I'm secretly illiterate.

[Wayward Vagabond]

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you're also a serious attention whore wow

[PriestREA]

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Be prepared to laugh and or cry at this.
I learned to masturbate completely accidentally while watching a discovery channel show about worms or something. I remember imitating a worm on the carpet and then I got a tingly feeling down there. I remember saying - so that's why worms are always happy and continued to do it from the age of 6 (when I first saw that show) to around the age of 12 (grade 6/7). I was pretty isolated from the world by my parents and for that I was also socially awkward. I remember doing the worm in front of a friend because it was funny and I thought he should see. Obviously, my teacher thought I was retarded and yelled at me to sit down and stay still. It was in my sex ed course in Grade 7 (if I remember correctly) - that I finally learned that the fantastic tingling feeling was my little friend down south.

10/10 - vote me for best life lesson of 2013

moral of the story - worms got that shit good until they get stepped on.

EDIT: I still prefer the worm as my method

[igotrhythm]

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This one time at band camp...

Speaking of band, the marching band teacher at my high school was the first (and then, only) female drum major in Michigan State University history.

[Xiz]

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Be prepared to laugh and or cry at this.
I learned to masturbate completely accidentally while watching a discovery channel show about worms or something. I remember imitating a worm on the carpet and then I got a tingly feeling down there. I remember saying - so that's why worms are always happy and continued to do it from the age of 6 (when I first saw that show) to around the age of 12 (grade 6/7). I was pretty isolated from the world by my parents and for that I was also socially awkward. I remember doing the worm in front of a friend because it was funny and I thought he should see. Obviously, my teacher thought I was retarded and yelled at me to sit down and stay still. It was in my sex ed course in Grade 7 (if I remember correctly) - that I finally learned that the fantastic tingling feeling was my little friend down south.

10/10 - vote me for best life lesson of 2013

moral of the story - worms got that shit good until they get stepped on.

EDIT: I still prefer the worm as my method

It's okay I think worms are hot as well

(and I laughed :P Thats epic)

[Mourningfall]

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you're also a serious attention whore wow

That illiteracy post was a joke. I don't see what exactly makes me an attention whore.
I just get bored as hell and tend to be on when the forums are at their quietest, so I do my best to keep myself amused. So uh, thanks man.

[Arkuski]

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Be prepared to laugh and or cry at this.
I learned to masturbate completely accidentally while watching a discovery channel show about worms or something. I remember imitating a worm on the carpet and then I got a tingly feeling down there. I remember saying - so that's why worms are always happy and continued to do it from the age of 6 (when I first saw that show) to around the age of 12 (grade 6/7). I was pretty isolated from the world by my parents and for that I was also socially awkward. I remember doing the worm in front of a friend because it was funny and I thought he should see. Obviously, my teacher thought I was retarded and yelled at me to sit down and stay still. It was in my sex ed course in Grade 7 (if I remember correctly) - that I finally learned that the fantastic tingling feeling was my little friend down south.

10/10 - vote me for best life lesson of 2013

moral of the story - worms got that shit good until they get stepped on.

EDIT: I still prefer the worm as my method

O_______O

[Garquillex]

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I have severe ADD. I can't do one thing for more than a few minutes. Whenever I program or play FFR, I need to go do something else every few minutes. This has contributed to an internet forum addiction across a few websites.