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  • JustJono
    FFR Player
    • Nov 2003
    • 283

    #1

    A rather interesting question

    If this question severely invades your privacy, then you really don't have to answer (well duh, eh?).

    Now, how many of you (in a relationship) fart in front of your girlfriend? Does your girlfriend fart in front of you? Do you ever fart on eachother as a joke or in playfulness?

    PS: I'm not starting this topic because I'm a n00b wh0 w4n7z 70 b3 k00L 4nd funny, but I've seen that 'farting' business happen before.
    Jonathan Cruz

    http://www.mp3unsigned.com/Jono.asp
  • CyanoticXtC
    FFR Player
    • Dec 2003
    • 259

    #2
    i'm amazed.. i thought this was a joke that me and my g/f did...

    but yea.. there is actually an old saying that if you fart on your lover, they'll follow you forever.

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    • Cenright
      You thought I was a GUY?!
      • Sep 2003
      • 3139

      #3
      I haven't had a relationship, but if I did with any the people I know, I don't think that would go over well.
      http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...Cube_in_55.mpg

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      • jewpinthethird
        (The Fat's Sabobah)
        FFR Music Producer
        • Nov 2002
        • 11711

        #4
        Watch Freaks and Geeks Episode 08. They had a segment on the whole Farting topic saying that if you could fart in front of your significant other, then that was true love.

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        • ToshX
          FFR Player
          • Feb 2004
          • 5111

          #5
          Um...neither of us do that...we just dont...(post count+1)

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          • Reach
            FFR Simfile Author
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Jun 2003
            • 7471

            #6
            Yea, we don't hold anything from eachother...not even farts.

            So yea if I have to fart...and shes there...then I just fart. I recall farting in her face a few times too XD

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            • Omeganitros
              auauauau
              • Jun 2003
              • 8897

              #7
              When I go on dates, I don't fart. But once she's officially gf...I let it loose, unless it's really really bad.

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              • Laharl
                FFR Player
                • Sep 2003
                • 1821

                #8
                That would depend. For me, it's more in private vs. being in public. Doesn't really matter who is around. I hold it in while I'm out in public places, but I think I'm much like the rest of the world on that fact. If I'm just at my house and it's friends, then who cares? As long as it's not a "guest" or something... you know, like, one of your parent's friends. Even relatives are fair game at my house.
                SIG PICTURES:

                POINTLESSLY TAKING UP BANDWIDTH SINCE THE INCEPTION OF THE INTERNET

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                • TheTypist
                  FFR Player
                  • May 2004
                  • 126

                  #9
                  Move to a bunch of tropical islands (preferrably the Philippines.) Once your diet is the same as that of the people there, you won't have to answer stupid questions like these because the food won't make you fart. And you seem to live longer too.
                  Joy is not the absence of sorrow but the presence of God

                  -Nick Bank

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                  • JustJono
                    FFR Player
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 283

                    #10
                    Hell yes! Steamed rice and adobo chicken!
                    Jonathan Cruz

                    http://www.mp3unsigned.com/Jono.asp

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                    • xObserveRx
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 1148

                      #11
                      yeah, it just gives you the runs....... = \


                      I think its okay to fart in front of your partner. Honestly, its a normal human function. When my ex would do it, i would crack up, but maybe that's just me.
                      Come Play The Werewolf Game!

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                      • Tantric
                        FFR Player
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 426

                        #12
                        i never have farted in front of a partner..but i saw White Chicks and there was a scene where they started farting in the restraunt..it was quit funny

                        "I'd burn alive to keep you warm"

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                        • LostUserName
                          FFR Player
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 23

                          #13
                          First time caller, long time listener! Love the show by the way!

                          I just cant imagine a girl flipping out over you passin some gas or vice versa, Just seems stupid. Sure its unpleasant but it fades away pretty fast (usually)

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                          • Anticrombie0909
                            FFR Player
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 4683

                            #14
                            If you ever want to steal home with your significant other, let one rip while you're getting intimate. Nothing says "Make love to me" more effectively that a loud, juicy, cheesy and aromatic air biscuit.

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                            • dmleet
                              FFR Player
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 443

                              #15
                              I would if the relationship with my girlfriend is long enough. I guess she wouldn't mind
                              You cannot possibly have a room any better than this.

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