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  • Brass
    FFR Player
    • Aug 2003
    • 6

    #1

    1=2?

    a=b
    a^2=ab
    a^2-b^2=ab-b^2
    (a+b)(a-b)=b(a-b)
    a+b=b
    2b=b
    2=1

    my head hurts?
  • lightdarkness
    Summer!!
    • Jul 2003
    • 11308

    #2
    In a word, No.

    in variables it works, but try real numbers.

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    • classof04
      FFR Player
      • May 2004
      • 69

      #3
      NO, in the last part

      2b=b
      you have to get rid of the coeficiant.

      b=1/2b
      but what darklightness said try real numbers

      does 5*2=5?

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      • DracIV
        FFR Player
        • Nov 2003
        • 298

        #4
        It took me a moment to realize it, but that is totally logical.

        If a=b
        a-b = 0
        0(a+b)= b(0)
        0 = 0

        No matter what A and B are, both sides of that are always 0. That is why 2B is the same as B, because the answer is still the same.

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        • Kilgamayan
          Super Scooter Happy
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Feb 2003
          • 6583

          #5
          Re: 1=2?

          To get from (a+b)(a-b)=b(a-b) to a+b=b, you have to divide both sides by (a-b). But a is b, so a-b is 0, and you can't divide by 0.

          This is the oldest trick in the book.
          I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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          • classof04
            FFR Player
            • May 2004
            • 69

            #6
            Eureka I got it E=mc2

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            • IronMonk
              FFR Player
              • Nov 2003
              • 155

              #7
              i used to know a way that you could do it with regular math. no variables involved.
              Towles may be harmfull when swallowed in large quantities

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              • pxbluesoul
                FFR Player
                • Jun 2004
                • 47

                #8
                Originally posted by IronMonk
                i used to know a way that you could do it with regular math. no variables involved.
                No, Kilg nailed it, it involves dividing by zero. There are similar equations with similar trickery though, you might be thinking of one of those.


                Oh, and the LJ.

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                • Yattasparagus28
                  FFR Player
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 61

                  #9
                  a=b
                  a^2=ab
                  a^2-b^2=ab-b^2
                  (a+b)(a-b)=b(a-b)
                  a+b=b
                  2b=b
                  2=1

                  So, remember, both variables are the same. So....

                  1. x=x.
                  2. x^2=xx.
                  3. x^2-x^2=xx-x^2.
                  4. (x+x)(x-x)=x(x-x).
                  5. x+x=x. (Wrong, should be written as x+x=2x)
                  6. 2x=x. (See?)
                  7. 2=1. (Flat out wrong.)

                  It was said before that to get from step four to five, you must divide. This is true. Simplified, four is actually x squared minus x squared equals x squared minus x squared. It is still true here. If you simplify further, x^2-x^2=x^2-x^2 becomes 0=0. In fact, all of them do. The same problem is always on both sides, until it changes in step five. This means that in step four no matter what the variables a and b are set to, it will always simplify to zero. And when it simplifies to zero, dividing by zero is, obviously, impossible.

                  Zomgwtfbbqpwn.

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                  • Brass
                    FFR Player
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 6

                    #10
                    i sitll think its cool

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                    • pxbluesoul
                      FFR Player
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 47

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Yattasparagus28
                      4. (x+x)(x-x)=x(x-x).
                      5. x+x=x. (Wrong, should be written as x+x=2x)
                      Run that by me again? You divided both sides by quantity x-x, so you're left with..

                      (x+x)(1)=(x)(1)
                      x+x=x

                      Anyway you look at it, x+x=2x should not show up, even though it is, in this case, correct.


                      Oh, and the LJ.

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                      • Omeganitros
                        auauauau
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 8897

                        #12
                        I love this kinda stuff, but for the love of god...

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                        • pxbluesoul
                          FFR Player
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 47

                          #13
                          I haven't watched an episode of freakazoid in 4 years. That makes me sad.


                          Oh, and the LJ.

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                          • jimerax
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            FFR Music Producer
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 8185

                            #14
                            Already mentioned, you cannot divide them by (a-b), because it's definitely 0.
                            also, 2b=b => 2=1 is false, 2=1 or b=0 but 2=1 is constantly impossible.

                            so this proof is totally incorrect, that's all. but I think it's interesting logic.

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                            • RajginKisaragi
                              FFR Player
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 45

                              #15
                              ARG! I hate math!
                              \"Life is just a game. Make your moves, act upon them, and deal with the consequences that follow.\"
                              -----Sword Kisaragi-----

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