(in three and a half hours or so, I'm going out soon but want first dibs on da thread)
Dearest Meggie,
20 years ago on this day, you burst out of your mom's vagina. I'm sure it wasn't the most pleasant experience for her, but I'm glad it happened! :')
And you still can't legally rent a car for another five years!!
I'll make you a birthday video sometime tomorrow, I promise :')
Lovies~
Dearest Meggie,
20 years ago on this day, you burst out of your mom's vagina. I'm sure it wasn't the most pleasant experience for her, but I'm glad it happened! :')
Here are some pictures of things that you still can't enjoy for another year or so, because turning 20 in the states is absolute horseshit!
And you still can't legally rent a car for another five years!!
You might be feeling kinda sad after reading all that, so here's a picture of a Perry the Platypus cake.
In any case, Happy 20th Birthday chica!! Try not to dwell too much on having finally left your teenage years, because if you skype me all depressed and what not, I'm just gonna hang up 
I'll make you a birthday video sometime tomorrow, I promise :')
Lovies~
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