ask anything

[Superbearhands]

don't be afraid

[Zapmeister]

Re: ask anything

You're playing poker with a tiger, a baboon, a turtle, and a yak. You're holding Js 9h and the flop is 9s 8s 7c. The tiger is not really concentrating on the game, and it plays with its own tail a bit, and makes noises out of boredom, and quickly checks when it realises that the action's on it. The baboon displays no reaction at all and is completely motionless, and bets 4.5 times the minimum. The turtle walks towards its chips extremely slowly and confidently makes the call and walks away from its chips just as slowly. The yak already folded preflop. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

What is your opinion on cryptocurrencies?

You wake up duct taped to the floor of an unfamiliar, well-lit building. You can't move at all. Beethoven's Fur Elise is playing very quietly in the background. You start screaming for help. You quickly realise that the piano music gets a little louder every time you scream. Soon, you realise that if you continue screaming, there is a risk that nobody will be able to hear you because the music will be louder than your screams. Do you continue screaming?

Who do you think will win the English Premier League this season? (You may wish to hold off answering this question until after the City v. Chelsea match on Monday to make your decision.)

[Superbearhands]

Re: ask anything

You're playing poker with a tiger, a baboon, a turtle, and a yak. You're holding Js 9h and the flop is 9s 8s 7c. The tiger is not really concentrating on the game, and it plays with its own tail a bit, and makes noises out of boredom, and quickly checks when it realises that the action's on it. The baboon displays no reaction at all and is completely motionless, and bets 4.5 times the minimum. The turtle walks towards its chips extremely slowly and confidently makes the call and walks away from its chips just as slowly. The yak already folded preflop. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

all at the same time

What is your opinion on cryptocurrencies?

probably worthless in less than 10 years

You wake up duct taped to the floor of an unfamiliar, well-lit building. You can't move at all. Beethoven's Fur Elise is playing very quietly in the background. You start screaming for help. You quickly realise that the piano music gets a little louder every time you scream. Soon, you realise that if you continue screaming, there is a risk that nobody will be able to hear you because the music will be louder than your screams. Do you continue screaming?

no because then I can't hear the music

Who do you think will win the English Premier League this season? (You may wish to hold off answering this question until after the City v. Chelsea match on Monday to make your decision.)

zimbabwe lions

[Superbearhands]

Re: ask anything

How have your poops been as of late? What was your most wretched poop? You are given the ability to never have to poop ever again (unless you want to) but you have to give up something that you enjoy in return; what do you give up?

a) slippery
b) after I ate a whole bag of chili doodles
c) I like pooping because then I get to read things instead of being distracted by the internet