Rubix, I have an awesome idea for you that I shall enumerate.
1) Jack off while thinking about Carl Sagan. Save the jizz.
2) Implant yourself with a working uterus.
3) Take some DNA from Carl Sagan's grave.
4) Inject Carl Sagan's DNA in your sperm.
5) Impregnate yourself with it.
6) Have Carl Sagan's babies.
My dick is good, thank you very much. It gets love and attention no matter what <3 <3 <3
Originally posted by DaBackpack
also a fucking helicopter is the absolute last place I'd go to find out how big my dick is
Originally posted by Shadow_God_10
Dawg you don't even know. It's so fuckin' small I can use a pen cap to jack off
Originally posted by hi19hi19
yeah I'mma go for the Rave7 route she's just perfect, stiff on the top, thin in the middle, and has a BIG THICC END that I can just jack on all night UwU best girl
Rubix, I have an awesome idea for you that I shall enumerate.
1) Jack off while thinking about Carl Sagan. Save the jizz.
2) Implant yourself with a working uterus.
3) Take some DNA from Carl Sagan's grave.
4) Inject Carl Sagan's DNA in your sperm.
5) Impregnate yourself with it.
6) Have Carl Sagan's babies.
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