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  • Riotpolice
    "Reach For The Stars"
    • Nov 2010
    • 1921
    #1

    Riddle Thread

    This is the new riddle thread, think of the most hardest, funniest, or just logic riddle that you have. I will start.


    Q:Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
    A:Ton.
    Last edited by Riotpolice; 09-7-2011, 08:34 PM. Reason: Redoing.
    Originally posted by hi19hi19
    Also why is "summon" in quotation marks as usually that signifies an alternate meaning like for example last night I "visited" your mother but it really means last night I "fucked her in the ass" so exactly what is the subtext of "summon" because I am not sure I am comfortable with the implications

    Originally posted by m0de
    im usually the "nice guy" around these parts.. but this is bad, and you should feel bad. i would rather dip my balls in honey and hover them over a red ant hill than to ever hear such butchered crap.
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    • rushyrulz
      Digital Dancing!
      FFR Simfile Author
      FFR Music Producer
      • Feb 2006
      • 12985
      #2
      Re: Riddle Thread

      Yay, joke thread for smart people.


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        • DarknessXoXLight
          sonder
          • Mar 2007
          • 2279
          #3
          Re: Riddle Thread

          A man walks up a flight of stairs, turns off the light, then dies. What's his job?

          A lighthouse technician.

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            • ninjaKIWI
              plain old ugly ass dumbas
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Aug 2006
              • 3304
              #4
              Re: Riddle Thread

              [spoiler][/spoiler]

              this
              Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
              "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
              "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
              "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
              "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
              "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
              "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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                • rushyrulz
                  Digital Dancing!
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  FFR Music Producer
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 12985
                  #5
                  Re: Riddle Thread

                  What gets wetter as it dries? (easy)
                  A towel.


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