A couple of nights ago I had a dream that this girl in my class was talking to another classmate on Skype. She was saying all these things about how she used to be almost in love with me, but now she hates me because I act too immature. I woke up and my instant reaction was, "wat".
Probably everyone has had this dream.
Falling off and rollacoaster or huge ass building then right when your about to hit the ground you wake up on the floor, thankfully to. Did you know people actually die in there dreams thats freaked up but if I died in a dream it would have to deal with me riding a dolphin in outer space getting hit by a comet[EPIC]
Me and about 10 of my friends were in this room painted completely white. White walls, white ceiling, white stone floor. This woman in white scrubs walks in (through the wall?) and hands us all a bunch of paperwork containing stuff I didn't read, so I just skipped to the bottom and signed it, as did all my friends.
Then suddenly we're all naked and this gigantic laser thing (like a price scanner) appears and scans us all and brands a barcode over our hearts (which didn't hurt).
[a bunch of stuff I can't remember]
Something about us all being in giant test tubes, sleeping.
Something having to do with us being in a game of Armegatron.
Had a dream about this girl that I don't particularly like but don't particularly dislike. She has really short bright blond hair and thick glasses, and my dream made both her hair and her glasses into like a caricatured version of themselves...she was talking but her words were completely intelligible...and at some point I was at Applebees. Really weird.
Actually I remembered one of my dreams I had a few months ago.
So I was in this cyber world filled with all of my facebook friends and something like that. And it was like a cyber date... So weird in general. All I remember seeing is blue electricity, binary numbers, etc. All that computer stuff. I don't remember if the girl I was dating was hot or not.
After leaving this cyber date room, apparently we were given results. Almost like a report card.
Now here's the iironiic part:
Last semester in college, my friends and I were extremely bored, so I thought it would be a good idea to run around the halls asking people, "What would you rate me on a scale from 1 - 10? It's for my statistics project." After compiling enough data, my average turned out to be an 8.15 which is essentially a B- on the scale of 100 lol.
Now, when I received this report card, there were so many marks. All I remember seeing was the following:
Personality : A
Looks : B-
Logical / Mathematical : A
Musical : A
Political : D
Athletic : A-
Psychological : C
Philosophical : C+
Strangely, these scores really describe who I really am... So iironiic.
Bumping this because I just had the most vividly strange dream:
22 December 2010
So we're at the store and we see an old female friend of mine from high school sitting by the curb. We stop and talk to her and find out that her parents kicked her out, so we invite her to come live with us for a while and she accepts.
However, she turns out to be a witch and spends her days at our home "hacking" into my thoughts and basically turning me into a puppet. At one point I walk home with a bag of leeches and start throwing them on things and people around the house, all completely against my will. Eventually I confront her about it and she teaches me to militarize my mind (kind of like in Inception) which is helpful because a few days later these master wizards decide to attack and I somehow use my new found consciousness to reflect their own evil thoughts against them. Then I got to be town hero for a day and I got one of those giant checks for $10,000 and I got to eat a ****ton of pancakes at IHOP for free.
I was shooting with a bow in my dream. I made a skewed smiley face with it.
Meanwhile, my mom sneaks into my room and steals the monitor I have from my desk.
When I come home and ask for it, she starts crying and tells me that she had to sell it off to pay for "debts". ?__?
So I do some snooping around (queue one of those scenes where I'm asking a bunch of people questions with music in the background and they respond and point fingers and stuff)
Then I woke up womp
Originally posted by Gundam-Dude
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