halloween jokes

[tastelikepeaches]

i'll start

WHY COULDN'T DRACULA'S WIFE GET TO SLEEP?
BECAUSE OF HIS COFFIN.

[smartdude1212]

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Does Hannibal Lecter eat popcorn with his fingers?
No, he eats his fingers separately.

What is Dracula's favourite watercraft?
A blood vessel.

What kind of protozoa loves Halloween?
An amoeboo.

I'm out of here.

[BethanyBangs]

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Whose the guy who picks his nose? Boogieman. xD

[rushyrulz]

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Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves


What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts

What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake

[DotKritic]

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Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex:

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again.

8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you.

6. Person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone else, you already are.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months.

4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging.

1. If you don't get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more!

[MrGiggles]

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I tend to equate Halloween with sex. Candy, small children going door to door without parental supervision, oh God I'm getting hard already.

[Understand me]

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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A. A sand-witch.

that one always gets me laughing, when i hear it XD

[Litodude]

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Do you want to suck my dick or get a piece of candy? It's a treat either way.