You cannot fail

[xealix]

Re: You cannot fail

Yes you would be good at everything, but that doesn't tell me what you would want to do with your life with that ability. Also I am looking for crazy and funny Ideas. I know people would say get rich, get girls, play sports, but what are your real life goals, and what are some things that are completely impossible that you would make happen?

[leonid]

Re: You cannot fail

Suppose I cannot fail.
Then, if I try to fail, I will fail, since I cannot fail to fail.
But this contradicts to the assumption that I cannot fail.
Thus, I can fail.

Sorry I just had to do this

[xealix]

Re: You cannot fail

That is okay, I enjoyed it. Yes, then you can fail if that is your goal, but at all other things you attempt to not fail, you will not fail.

Edit: But then again you did succeed at your attempt fail. So really would it not be true to say that you didn't fail your attempt at failure?

[leonid]

Re: You cannot fail

On topic: I'd solve every single open problem in math and computer science fields for fun, and then figure out the answer to life, universe, and everything, and commit suicide since there would be no meaning in living anymore.

[Sullyman2007]

Re: You cannot fail

I would make fax machines completely obsolete. Also, ever person in the entire world would have mandatory reading material of their choice.

[Crashfan3]

Re: You cannot fail

Either divide by zero or abolish the existence of tech support reps with heavy accents.

[The-Persian-King]

Re: You cannot fail

if failure was impossible, I would become a surgeon. that's really what I want to do. And the only thing scaring me at the moment is failure. if that is eliminated, i have no worries.

[The-Persian-King]

Re: You cannot fail

Suppose I cannot fail.
Then, if I try to fail, I will fail, since I cannot fail to fail.
But this contradicts to the assumption that I cannot fail.
Thus, I can fail.

Sorry I just had to do this

BUT if you try to fail but you succeed. Which one have you done?

[who_cares973]

Re: You cannot fail

play lottery and run for president and go from there

[xealix]

Re: You cannot fail

I have a new one, abolish furries from ffr. >.>

[Phynx]

Re: You cannot fail

I would engage myself in finding the answer to the reason why everyone, everything, every aspect of an aspect exists in the first place.

Then I'd beat God at chess.

[xealix]

Re: You cannot fail

Then I'd beat God at chess.

Made my night. Thank you.

[MrGiggles]

Re: You cannot fail

I'd like to live a happy life

[Phynx]

Re: You cannot fail

I'd like to live a happy life

Uh oh...
/initiate depressing statement about one's life

[leonid]

Re: You cannot fail

I would engage myself in finding the answer to the reason why everyone, everything, every aspect of an aspect exists in the first place.

Then I'd beat God at chess.

I'd rather become God at Go