I was inside my house the whole time, but apparently temperatures were around -46C, windchills at around -58C. Just one random place in Siberia was colder.
Wind is the worst motherfucking thing in the world.
Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
"Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
"Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
"Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
"That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
"Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.
I used to have a ****ing severe phobia of wind when I was younger. Especially in T-storms. I would fricken burst out crying whenever the wind got strong. Now Im fascinated with the weather :P
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Hmm. Down here in Tampa it got to the absolute freezing temperature of maybe 50 degrees F. For 2 whole days. I was scared for my life, man.
But seriously you guys should move to Florida, none of that bull**** down here. It's a nice warm 70-80 F right now. About the coldest i can remember it getting where i live is i think 32 degrees F, and that didn't last past 7 a.m.
Hmm. Down here in Tampa it got to the absolute freezing temperature of maybe 50 degrees F. For 2 whole days. I was scared for my life, man.
But seriously you guys should move to Florida, none of that bull**** down here. It's a nice warm 70-80 F right now. About the coldest i can remember it getting where i live is i think 32 degrees F, and that didn't last past 7 a.m.
Naw, I couldnt live without snow.
And cold is nice
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Naw, I couldnt live without snow.
And cold is nice
Alright, let me amend that then. Anybody that doesn't like involuntary sex changes at least once a year move to Florida.
But yeah if you like freezing your ass off then enjoy i guess. Although most of you would probably hate the summers here. 9001% humidity in 90+ degree weather isn't everyone's cup of tea.
Alright, let me amend that then. Anybody that doesn't like involuntary sex changes at least once a year move to Florida.
But yeah if you like freezing your ass off then enjoy i guess. Although most of you would probably hate the summers here. 9001% humidity in 90+ degree weather isn't everyone's cup of tea.
Trust me we get fricken hot here last summer we had 3 straight weeks of Humid and ****ING hot 40+ degrees EVERY DAY! for 20+ days.'
Not fun.
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