Weirdest dream?

[5.points]

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I forget most of my dreams after a couple of weeks or so. For some reason though, there are dreams I don't forget. there just so weird that I remember them as if I had them the night before. One of witch I had when I was 4 or 5. They always seem to be the most vivid.

Some of the dreams I have had recently all end with everything getting real bright and contrasty and things falling from the sky.

Another strange thing is that sometimes I have dreams when falling asleep for 20 minutes that seem to last an hour.

[Flaming_Dingleberry]

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All of my dreams are totally realistic with nothing out of the ordinary, until I have sex with a woman.

[Dr Tran]

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All of my dreams are totally realistic with nothing out of the ordinary, until I have sex with a woman.

is it because you're gay

[OnixRose]

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I dreamed that synthlight had a soul.

[StajahRee]

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I had this crazy sexual dream involving my lesbian encounter with some babe. We were all making out & sht when she starts to go down on me. I do my thing & blow my load or whatever. Then it's her turn. So I go down on this chick, & usually pussys look like pink roses, but hers looked like a bulldog eating mayonaise. I felt obligated to get her to cream because she did me the favor but there was no way I was putting my face or fingers down there. So what do I do? Well, my friend, being the genius I am, I improv. I break out the latex gloves & suggest that we play 'doctor' & whip out this HUGE vibrator, The UltraVibe5000, which gets the job done. I could tell by how long it took & by the noises coming from her twat that this chick was used goods. Then I woke up next to your sister & realised that this wasn't a dream at all...

[leonid]

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tl;dr

[MrRubix]

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tr;dr

[leonid]

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[Dr Tran]

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i had a dream the other night that i was at a theme park and me and a group of friends were going to ride this roller coaster. so we go to get on the ride and everything just turns 45 degrees clockwise and we all start sliding down. and this one chick i have a crush on gets stuck on the tracks and she asked me to **** her. as i go to pull her out so i can do my thing she gets run over by the roller coaster cart and dies. so then this other chick comes to comfort me and we sex.

[rajdaddy]

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i had a dream the other night that i was at a theme park and me and a group of friends were going to ride this roller coaster. so we go to get on the ride and everything just turns 45 degrees clockwise and we all start sliding down. and this one chick i have a crush on gets stuck on the tracks and she asked me to **** her. as i go to pull her out so i can do my thing she gets run over by the roller coaster cart and dies. so then this other chick comes to comfort me and we sex.

Final Destination 5: Trains for Tran.

[Spenner]

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Pretty much every dream I have is my weirdest dream.

I'll just tell the one I had last night:

I was in an auditorium unwillingly staring at the back of this one girl's head, then we warped to the corner of an amusement park, where she was circled by five guys. My eyes couldn't move, and the guy began pushing me away, so I let him push me. I was angry at him, so I went back in time and beat the **** out of him, then went back in time again to be pushed away again unwillingly. After that I ventured sadly to one of those spinning swing rides, though it was about a mile in diameter. I didn't go on it. Instead I tried to climb a 90 degree grassy cliff full of huge spiders and those big poisonous tropical flowers, cringing with every time I placed my hand down. There were like camel spiders the size of cucumbers there, and I woke up shaky because I do not like spiders very much :/ --- anyways I didn't make it to the top, at the last pull my hands were too bitten and scratched to go any further, so I fell backwards.

I've had far weirder though, too many weirder ones to count or tell though :/

[StajahRee]

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i had a dream the other night that i was at a theme park and me and a group of friends were going to ride this roller coaster. so we go to get on the ride and everything just turns 45 degrees clockwise and we all start sliding down. and this one chick i have a crush on gets stuck on the tracks and she asked me to **** her. as i go to pull her out so i can do my thing she gets run over by the roller coaster cart and dies. so then this other chick comes to comfort me and we sex.

Same thing happened to me except I kept shagging her.

[Flaming_Dingleberry]

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is it because you're gay

That's pretty much the only meaning behind my previous statement that makes sense.

I thought it was obvious that I was saying I was gay.

To clarify, I was saying I was gay.