So it will be..

[p4rty_b0y]

Re: So it will be..

Your just mad because you got D5 and i didnt =P

[Izzy]

Re: So it will be..

STD's come standard

and its not herpes if everyones got it =P

They are called STI's now.

[p4rty_b0y]

Re: So it will be..

Whats the "I" stand for?

[Izzy]

Re: So it will be..

Infections

[Emo_Saur_]

Re: So it will be..

I'll send you a fleshlight.

No actual risks.

[A2P]

Re: So it will be..

I'll send you a fleshlight.

No actual risks.

except for maybe a permanent v card but HEY

[p4rty_b0y]

Re: So it will be..

I'll send you a fleshlight.

No actual risks.

no where near as good as the real thing =)

and the risks are what i look foward too.. its like playing a game of russian roulette and so far ive been ****ed every time..

only STD i need now is HPV =)

[Grandiagod]

Re: So it will be..

except for maybe a permanent v card but HEY

as opposed to your incredible romancing skills

[Mollocephalus]

Re: So it will be..

what about not celebrating birthday

[moches]

Re: So it will be..

its like playing a game of russian roulette and so far ive been ****ed every time..

Russian Roulette just ain't the same without a gun...

[Crashfan3]

Re: So it will be..

I think there's a dirty nickel in my pocket... lemme check, if it's still there, that's your birthday present.

[TheGreatDecay]

Re: So it will be..

It's my mom's birthday and my sister's.

Exciting, I know

[OneHandNow]

Re: So it will be..

HAPPYBIRTHDAY
you are now 365 days closer to dying. <33