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  • AC1speakerbox
    FFR Player
    • Jun 2006
    • 1242
    #1

    A strange-looking scratch

    So I play football. Today we were jumping over hurdles, and I scraped my leg against it. I thought the resulting scratch actually looked pretty cool. Several people had noticed it, questioned me, and left their own comments. About an hour and a half after the scratch, a friend who had already seen it pointed something out to me.

    This scratch on my leg looks like a dong.

    I probably should have taken the picture before cleaning it, but I don't think it really matters. I actually shaved that lower part of my leg for the picture. xD



    I don't think you could call this NSFW. It is just a scratch, after all.
    Last edited by AC1speakerbox; 06-23-2009, 09:11 PM.
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    • Psychotik
      Heckin' Cute
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Jan 2008
      • 1726
      #2
      Re: A strange-looking scratch

      I wish I had a dong scratch.
      Check out my Speedruns
      Originally posted by TEEX
      I want me a grrrl that will call me at 4 in the morning and ask me what my best is on Ants.

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        • Beethovens mask
          FFR Veteran
          • Dec 2007
          • 1569
          #3
          Re: A strange-looking scratch

          pretty crazy looking. Both lines make the same curve...
          Originally posted by fastfingers65
          beethoven youre terrible at speaking like a moron

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            • AC1speakerbox
              FFR Player
              • Jun 2006
              • 1242
              #4
              Re: A strange-looking scratch

              Originally posted by Psychotik
              I wish I had a dong scratch.
              Best laugh I've had today!
              Thanks for that. xD

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                • DotKritic
                  Forum User
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 2974
                  #5
                  Re: A strange-looking scratch

                  You shaved your ding ding dong?

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                    • A2P
                      FFR Veteran
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 3127
                      #6
                      Re: A strange-looking scratch

                      It's a sign bro. Jesus is trying to tell you something O_O

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                        • Izzy
                          Snek
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 9195
                          #7
                          Re: A strange-looking scratch

                          Originally posted by A2P
                          It's a sign bro. Jesus is trying to tell you something O_O
                          Hes saying "jump a little higher"

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                            • ninjaKIWI
                              plain old ugly ass dumbas
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 3304
                              #8
                              Re: A strange-looking scratch

                              Honestly? You made a thread about a scratch that looks like a penis?
                              Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
                              "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
                              "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
                              "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
                              "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
                              "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
                              "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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                                • AC1speakerbox
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Jun 2006
                                  • 1242
                                  #9
                                  Re: A strange-looking scratch

                                  Originally posted by ninjaKIWI
                                  Honestly? You made a thread about a scratch that looks like a penis?
                                  Yeah.

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                                    • DotKritic
                                      Forum User
                                      • Jun 2009
                                      • 2974
                                      #10
                                      Re: A strange-looking scratch

                                      Originally posted by AC1speakerbox
                                      Doesn't look like his balls have dropped yet.

                                      Maybe that was a little too extreme.




                                      Oh well.

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                                        • AC1speakerbox
                                          FFR Player
                                          • Jun 2006
                                          • 1242
                                          #11
                                          Re: A strange-looking scratch

                                          Just for chuckles, I measured it (the scratch lol).

                                          It came out 6 3/4 inches.

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                                            • DotKritic
                                              Forum User
                                              • Jun 2009
                                              • 2974
                                              #12
                                              Re: A strange-looking scratch

                                              Taking pills to make it larger?


                                              Bravo.

                                              FFR Member Since December 17th, 2004
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                                                • gnr61
                                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                  • 7251
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: A strange-looking scratch

                                                  u got a small
                                                  leg
                                                  squirrel--it's whats for dinner.

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                                                    • Izzy
                                                      Snek
                                                      FFR Simfile Author
                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                      • 9195
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: A strange-looking scratch

                                                      I remember awhile back I had a safety pin in a torn pair of pants. When I was putting my pants on apparently the pin came undone and it scratched a line all the way up my leg. Those things aren't safe at all. =(

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                                                        • funmonkey54
                                                          The Chill Keeper
                                                          • Oct 2007
                                                          • 4127
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: A strange-looking scratch

                                                          Originally posted by Izzy
                                                          Hes saying "jump a little higher"
                                                          xD Laughed for like a minute at this.

                                                          That is a pretty interesting scratch.

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