The Comedy Thread

[DotKritic]

Re: The Comedy Thread

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[MrRubix]

Re: The Comedy Thread

So a blonde woman comes home and sees her husband banging some chick. She becomes incredibly angry and pulls out a gun and aims it at the husband. But, suddenly overcome with intense grief, she decides to instead aim the gun at her own head.

"No! Don't do it honey!" the husband exclaims, to which the wife replies, "Shut up! You're next!"

[MrRubix]

Re: The Comedy Thread

A woman walks into a bar and orders a Double Entendre, and so the bartender gave it to her.

[Conorn]

Re: The Comedy Thread

maaaaaaaaybe..