April Fools day.

[Xx{Midnight}xX]

I'm surprised I wasn't beaten to it.
APRIL FOOLS!

But seriously post your joke stories here.

I did mine over IM:

Things never work. says (2:58 PM):
I finally killed a cat.

Ashme says (2:58 PM):
serious?

Things never work. says (2:58 PM):
Yup.

Things never work. says (2:58 PM):
It's in my garbage can

Ashme says (2:58 PM):
WTF!

Ashme says (2:59 PM):
why?!

Things never work. says (2:59 PM):
Because it's April fools day.

Ashme says (2:59 PM):
...

Ashme says (2:59 PM):
dumb ace

Things never work. says (2:59 PM):
You actually bealived me wtf

Ashme says (2:59 PM):
-__- forget you! That's not funny.

I just got another friend to trust me enough. Wow.

Things never work. says (3:21 PM):
GAHHHHH!

Things never work. says (3:23 PM):
I got another ****ing virus on my computer.

Crazy Irish Dude says (3:23 PM):
hm?

Things never work. says (3:23 PM):
I got another virus on the damn computer again.

Crazy Irish Dude says (3:23 PM):
worm?

Things never work. says (3:24 PM):
I have to use dustin's... -_-"

Things never work. says (3:24 PM):
No not the con****er virus

Crazy Irish Dude says (3:24 PM):
then what?

Things never work. says (3:24 PM):
Vundo again.

Crazy Irish Dude says (3:24 PM):
yiffies do that to ya dude

Things never work. says (3:24 PM):
**** my life rite?

Things never work. says (3:25 PM):
But **** lost all my photoshop stuff

Things never work. says (3:25 PM):
music.

Crazy Irish Dude says (3:25 PM):
>.<

Things never work. says (3:25 PM):
And you wanna know what? I know how I got it.

Crazy Irish Dude says (3:25 PM):
how??

Things never work. says (3:26 PM):
By telling you this is an April Fools joke.

Crazy Irish Dude says (3:26 PM):
you ****

Things never work. says (3:26 PM):
Lucky 2nd victim.

[WTFBrandon]

Re: April Fools day.

I said I was pregnant to my parents.
Guess the result.

[Psychotik]

Re: April Fools day.

I told my friend "You're not gay. April fools!"... I'm not that good at it.

[tofurox]

Re: April Fools day.

My friend was late to class and claimed it was an "April Fools" joke. Then he told out teacher to "Sit DOWN NOW... APRIL FOOLS"! He still got a detention.

I said I was pregnant to my parents.
Guess the result.

Iono

[vantilburg]

Re: April Fools day.

emaesthetic (5:48:55 PM): omg lex and i got nick so bad today
emaesthetic (5:49:01 PM): we wrapped up her hand in bloody gauze
emaesthetic (5:49:06 PM): and i like had a bloody knife in the kitchen
emaesthetic (5:49:10 PM): and we were flipping out when he got there
emaesthetic (5:49:11 PM): and shes like crying
emaesthetic (5:49:14 PM): and he was freaking the **** out
emaesthetic (5:49:17 PM): for like an hour
emaesthetic (5:49:18 PM): and then shes like
emaesthetic (5:49:22 PM): i need to change the bandage will you take it off for me
emaesthetic (5:49:28 PM): and he did and there was nothing, he was livid

Not me, but a friend of mine's story.

[~HentaiXXX~]

Re: April Fools day.

I had to go to a music thing today, so here's mine:

Me: Yo, you missed your song.
Him: Oh shi- really?!
Me: Yeah, Mrs. Thome (music teacher) is seriously pissed at you.
Him: OH SHHIIITTT
Me: April Fools.
Him: f*ck you.

[Bluearrowll]

Re: April Fools day.

[irionman]

Re: April Fools day.

dick

[MinaciousGrace]

Re: April Fools day.

I didn't even notice the avatar change. Rickroll evasion pce.

[Crashfan3]

Re: April Fools day.

http://www.newgrounds.com/
GLORY TO GREAT PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA

*cough* free tibet *cough* lolchina *cough*

[Psychotik]

Re: April Fools day.

Hello Bluearrowll. I see you take interest in my siggy, post and avi.

[kommisar[os]]

Re: April Fools day.

we were serving a buffet today in class and i simulated myself cutting a nice chunk of my finger off. god i love raspberry coulis...

[coraleaterlinda]

Re: April Fools day.

i didnt do anything, nor did i have anything done to me. but a certain group went around campus and gave people fake parking tickets that looked just like the real thing, except they put the school paper's phone number on them, so our newspaper got swamped with calls. the tickets were for things like a "inverted tailpipe".

[demonllama6124]

Re: April Fools day.

i called in a bomb threat at school

[who_cares973]

Re: April Fools day.

i called in a bomb threat at school

thats cool