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  • rsr2
    Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl
    • Oct 2004
    • 1384

    #1

    Holding a hostage with a..



    Just read for yourself and discuss.
    Originally posted by MrGiggles
    "You shouldn't believe what everyone says about me. I took a shower with my cousin, once. And I have racist thoughts."
  • OrganisM
    FFR Player
    • Oct 2006
    • 2644

    #2
    Re: Holding a hostage with a..

    That's when you whip out the Wiimote and divide by zero.
    .

    Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
    "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
    because the venom gets into the blood stream which
    spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
    changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

    Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


    Originally Posted by
    MrRubix[link]:
    "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

    Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
    "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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    • gafandriel
      All the world is at war
      • Aug 2005
      • 278

      #3
      Re: Holding a hostage with a..

      what in the world???///


      -_-

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      • rzr
        TWG Veteran
        • Oct 2007
        • 7608

        #4
        Re: Holding a hostage with a..

        That's pretty original, I'll give him that.

        Originally posted by darkshark
        Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
        Originally posted by aperson
        i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years

        Originally posted by Sprite-
        More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
        Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
        yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank

        i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine

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        • musicdemon
          FFR Veteran
          • Dec 2008
          • 274

          #5
          Re: Holding a hostage with a..

          You would think that the plastic would have tipped her off . He also had a couple knives, though, so the headline is somewhat deceiving.
          Winner of Wargasm's 1 Billion Score Challenge
          3rd place in badman's 2nd tourney of darkness (beginner's division)


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          • coraleaterlinda
            FFR Veteran
            • Nov 2008
            • 415

            #6
            Re: Holding a hostage with a..

            it would have been better if it was a duck hunt gun.

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            • Sh4d0wD3v1L
              FFR Player
              • Jan 2005
              • 693

              #7
              Re: Holding a hostage with a..

              Originally posted by coraleaterlinda
              it would have been better if it was a duck hunt gun.
              This.
              Funny stuff goes in this area right?

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              • Psychotik
                Heckin' Cute
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Jan 2008
                • 1726

                #8
                Re: Holding a hostage with a..

                Duck hunt is an amazing game.
                Check out my Speedruns
                Originally posted by TEEX
                I want me a grrrl that will call me at 4 in the morning and ask me what my best is on Ants.

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                • OrganisM
                  FFR Player
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 2644

                  #9
                  Re: Holding a hostage with a..

                  This thread is apparently now about duck hunt:

                  .

                  Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                  "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                  because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                  spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                  changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                  Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


                  Originally Posted by
                  MrRubix[link]:
                  "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                  Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                  "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                  • Zybanthia
                    FFR Player
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 809

                    #10
                    Re: Holding a hostage with a..

                    That "Duck Hunt gun", my friends, is the Zapper. And I was a fan of Hogan's Alley myself.

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                    • rzr
                      TWG Veteran
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 7608

                      #11
                      Re: Holding a hostage with a..

                      What about Legos? I mean, he could have built some diesel bazooka out of Legos and painted it or something. That'd be pretty bad ass.

                      Originally posted by darkshark
                      Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
                      Originally posted by aperson
                      i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years

                      Originally posted by Sprite-
                      More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
                      Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
                      yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank

                      i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine

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                      • Quigly
                        nah
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 3506

                        #12
                        Re: Holding a hostage with a..

                        Nah Legos are too fragile. Definitely make it with K'nex.
                        nah

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                        • rsr2
                          Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 1384

                          #13
                          Re: Holding a hostage with a..

                          Originally posted by Quigly
                          Nah Legos are too fragile. Definitely make it with K'nex.
                          I was thinking the same thing.
                          Originally posted by MrGiggles
                          "You shouldn't believe what everyone says about me. I took a shower with my cousin, once. And I have racist thoughts."

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                          • gafandriel
                            All the world is at war
                            • Aug 2005
                            • 278

                            #14
                            Re: Holding a hostage with a..

                            Haha, you guys are all sick

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                            • Redorigami
                              Call me Massive Swallow
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 3162

                              #15
                              Re: Holding a hostage with a..

                              People never cease to amaze.
                              Originally posted by TheRapingDragon
                              The ability to lick the clit and the vagina and apply gentle pressure at the same time with one upward lick is something the small tongued of us can only dream about.
                              Originally posted by spreadNv
                              Got dibs on La Camp.
                              Oh right, Im not any good.
                              Got dibs on Pita.

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