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  • Sh4d0wD3v1L
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2005
    • 693

    #16
    Re: Has anyone else...

    Two. One more than the other.

    When I was maybe 1 and a half, someone decided it would be a good idea to push me down a water slide into a 10ft pool with nobody there to catch me assuming that at 1 and a half, I could swim. Apparently you don't have this ability at such a young age, and I began to sink. Also not having any idea what was going on, I didn't do anything about it. Probably just before passing out, somebody fished me out of the pool. I didn't go near any pool of water (except the tub) until I was about 7 after this. I'm still afraid of water deeper than about 5' and I am a terrible swimmer.

    The other one was really dumb on my part and on nature's part. One snow day, my sister asked me to bring her into town to pick up her friend. No big deal. I took my mom's jeep and drove into town, no problems. On the way back ,I too kthe same road, and it was covered with about 1" of snow, and it was blowing and drifting. Nasty conditions. Trying to go up a hill, the car started to slip and (here's the dumb part) I pushed on the gas to get it going. The car suddenly jolted forward over the top of the hill, and I was sliding all over the place. Stupid me tried to save it liek you would a FWD car, but jeeps are not FWD. So I spun it around and was flying about 35 across the road, straight towards a telephone pole. I cranked the wheel and hit the brakes, hoping just to miss the pole. About 5ft before I hit it, the car turned and I missed the pole. Only damage was a big crack in the bumper, a bent rim, and knocked the car out of allignment. That was scary....
    Funny stuff goes in this area right?

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    • customstuff
      ♥C.S. + A.M.♥
      • Nov 2006
      • 4892

      #17
      Re: Has anyone else...

      Quite a few, can't remember them all though. No car crashes though :P

      Originally posted by MrMagic5239
      Placements are final, custom will not be moved to D6, just because he is good at jacks, and mediocre at just about every other FMO in the game.
      Originally posted by customstuff
      Originally posted by MrMagic5239
      welcome to D6

      start playing

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      • Sullyman2007
        FFR Player
        • Jan 2007
        • 1663

        #18
        Re: Has anyone else...

        When I was like two I slipped and cracked my head open on a brick staircase back up in Jersey. My mom rushed my to the hospital and I had to get stitches. It was bad, I don't remember it though.

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        • poleaxe
          FFR Player
          • Oct 2006
          • 341

          #19
          Re: Has anyone else...

          I was about 8 and i was going to get my brother for dinner and a dog came out of nowhere and bit me on the neck less than a centimeter away from my jugular.

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          • XblazzedX
            Cyan
            • Aug 2008
            • 55

            #20
            Re: Has anyone else...

            Yeah

            One time, I was at my grandma's house in a room that they don't use anymore on a treadmill. (Just in front of a wall that was rotten from termites.) So I was running on it, no big deal until I get a stupid idea to put it as fast as it can go. I start running on it for a little while but then it gets too fast and I fall on my face and plow into the rotten wall. My feet caught the wall and flipped me on my back. A few seconds later my neck is bent way back and my face is in the wall. I started to suffocate, but before I did I called for help. My mom and brother come rushing in, my mom thinks she can save the day by stepping on the running treadmill trying to grab me. She trips as well... She's tumbling on me and thats really hurting my neck at this point. Thanks to my bro, he saw the huge STOP button on it, he presses that and I finally get some air (plus a crick in my neck and a huge burn mark.)

            I thanked my brother and was pissed at my mom.

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            • SeraphinEskred
              FFR Player
              • Jan 2009
              • 5

              #21
              Re: Has anyone else...

              well, it's not entirely the same thing, but when i was in high school, i was in gym class, and we were doing swimming, and i have an unfortunate thing, that it is IMPOSSIBLE for me to float. so i decided to actually give it a try, and i ended up slipping off my board in the 9 foot deep area of the pool.

              i ended up drowning (i was literally dead), but something in me kicked and my dumbass sprang back to life, and i ended of be pulled away by an old friend of mine.

              best 12 seconds of my life (being dead that is) >.>

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              • sarahxjane
                FFR Veteran
                • Aug 2005
                • 2109

                #22
                Re: Has anyone else...

                I just about died in a car accident when I was 1 or 2.

                Another time I was about to cross a street and I didn't notice that a car was coming. I almost stepped in front of it.
                Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
                Originally posted by funmonkey54
                *knock knock*
                *opens door*
                Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
                Um, ok. May I help you?
                Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?

                as of December 11th 2009.
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                • Megmo
                  FFR Veteran
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 250

                  #23
                  Re: Has anyone else...

                  It seemed like a good idea at the time. My RA's marine boyfriend wanted to prove to my floormates that he could balance me above his head with one hand on my back. I fell off his hand from ceiling height and slammed head first into the floor so hard the floor below filed a complaint. I have this crazy picture someone took on my phone of my eyes being crossed for awhile. He bought me cupcakes afterwards.

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                  • Litodude
                    FFR Player
                    • Feb 2006
                    • 4548

                    #24
                    Re: Has anyone else...

                    When I was 3 years old I drowned in my grandmother's pool.

                    My two cousins were swimming at the time and I thought to myself, "How hard could it be to swim if they're doing it so easily?" So I jumped into the deep end of the pool and immediately sank. I came to about 30 minutes later, but I never found out how long I was actually underwater.

                    At least it didn't traumatize me, which it should have. I'm an avid swimmer and I've even played for my high school water polo team =).
                    Originally posted by t-rogdor
                    i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

                    dude
                    out west?
                    the fuck kinda location is west?
                    am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


                    Originally posted by lurker
                    remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

                    http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

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                    • NFD
                      FFR Player
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 4715

                      #25
                      Re: Has anyone else...

                      I almost choked on a sub today, that was WAY more meat than I could handle.

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                      • sameoldbloodrush!
                        FFR Player
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 205

                        #26
                        Re: Has anyone else...

                        When I was about six I almost drowned in the ocean. I am scared of the ocean now, I feel really stupid whenever people ask if I want to go to the beach and I say no. Because they just automatically think I'm crazy for fearing the ocean.
                        Originally posted by Patashu
                        Small is fine, but not TOO small.
                        Originally posted by Sprite-
                        That's what she said.
                        Originally posted by knuckles2224
                        They sentenced him 300 years cause this is sparta.

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                        • Kekeb
                          davai
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 2765

                          #27
                          Re: Has anyone else...

                          Wow, I live a relatively uneventful life.

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                          • Kyaan Kyo
                            FFR Player
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 162

                            #28
                            Re: Has anyone else...

                            I asked my mom today if there was anything else that she remembers that almost killed me. She said she remembers me cracking my head off of the diving board trying to do a bac flip, I knocked myself unconscious and hit the water with a sickening splash, as she says. I almost drowned. xD


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                            • L0NEvvolf
                              FFR Veteran
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 2068

                              #29
                              Re: Has anyone else...

                              Yes I have had 3 not to fun 2 were attempted but Im over that now.

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                              • reptile3141
                                FFR Veteran
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 927

                                #30
                                Re: Has anyone else...

                                My apendix ruptured when I was in 7th grade. It was epic fail.
                                Originally posted by [TeRa]
                                Ahhh, I'll buy it at a high price!

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