Originally Posted byjewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted byMrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted byAll_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."
Dogpile is slow and doesn't give you what you want, Yahoo is cluttered and doesn't give you what you want, and Ask doesn't give you what you want.
Google gives you what you want.
Also, my old computer teacher used to SWEAR to altavista. She was like, "IF YOU DON'T USE THIS YOU WILL DIE"
Originally posted by hi19hi19
dumps abstractly represent the song with arrows
post-dumps abstractly represent the existential nihilism that the song invokes in the listener with negative space, evoking the ephemeral nature of the mind - the journey of stepmania begins in hope yet soon becomes corroded into a dialectic of futility, leaving only a sense of dread and the unlikelihood of a new synthesis
The only search engine left now google and hes missing both arms, a leg, hes deaf, blind, and cant smell. Pretty much if you're searching for something you're screwed...
i use google.
have you guys ever noticed how the older generation doesn't like google?
Originally posted by ~jrodd
keep ur head up or down whatevers most comfortable idk but ya i repsect u cuz u respect others and we all have opinions to share, so respect one another and keep being urself or someone else watever
Originally posted by ~Tao of Dossar
I never self-reflect, and therefore, I have no negative thoughts about myself. However I am also aware about my successes.
I was thinking about making this a poll, but I didn't think too many people would be replying to this thread. Usually my threads don't make it past one page.
i use google.
have you guys ever noticed how the older generation doesn't like google?
It's because they're smarter than us. They realize that Google is in kahoots with Obama to take off the world. I have their whole master plan figured out. See, Obama is going to just sit there and do nothing his first term until the end he's going to make some kick ass law that we all love. So, for the whole first term he'll be amassing a private account at a bank in another country and saving his earnings up. Then he'll get reelected. He'll do the same thing. Save his money of stuff. Then at the end of his term he'll pass another law. But, this time Obama will pass a decent law to not gain attention and he'll just slide from office. Then, he'll lay low for about 3 months so everyone will forget he's there.
At the same time, Google will be monopolizing the internet. Slowly buying all the small websites. Then the medium ones. Then the big ones. Next, Google will jack the prices for wireless and everyone will be forced back into dial up, but of course by this time they already control the phones, so they can watch everything you do. They're going to save up all the money from franchising the internet.
Finally, Google and Obama will call the current president for lunch in Camp David. They'll gain his trust. He'll dismiss his guards and Google and Obama will kill the president. They will have purchased a private army with 1/3 of their saved money. After the president is dead the private army will go door to door rounding people up and forcing them into slavery to keep Google's menial work going. The normal citizens will be so scared they'll obey Google and Obama.
The only reason I know this is because I was listening atop their lair during the last secret meeting the day before inauguration. The older generations are just more perceptable and can see this catastrophe coming.
Originally posted by darkshark
Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
Originally posted by aperson
i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years
Originally posted by Sprite-
More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank
i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine
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