Suddenly, Valencia suffered a dislocated tap - a very dangerous event in which the metal tap on his shoe gives way and unhooks - like a flat tire at high speed. At 81 taps per second, Valencia's shoe, now without the protection of a metal tap, caught fire and exploded in a spectacular tap explosion. As the horrified audience watched, Valencia plummeted off the tower to his death, in a ball of angry flames.
He burst into flames?! That's crazy. lol I didn't think that was possible. Too bad he died, though. He could have probably been the first person to FC vrofl with his foot, or something.
EDIT: My head just imploded by reading Halogen's post.
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5th Official FFR Tournament Scores (Division 5)
Round 1: Novo Mundo (AAA)
Round 2: 4 Chord Touhou (AAA)
Round 3: October (1.0.0.1)
Round 4: Silly Symphony (1.0.0.0)
Round 5: Hardkore Atomic (4.0.0.1)
Round 6:Blue Rose (2.0.0.0)
Round 7:La Dump (Eliminated for being lazy.)
Originally posted by smartdude1212
EA will wander into his house with twenty minutes remaining in the round, load up FFR, realize he needs to ****, go to do so, discover he's hungry, whip up a gourmet meal, return to FFR with five minutes to go, play la camp once, and missflag on the 2154th arrow because scythe of 13 is watching him
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