Dear Santa......

[Professor Raine]

Re: Dear Santa......

I want a job.

Or snow.

Or for GG_Guru to get a life.

[ninjaKIWI]

Re: Dear Santa......

Fail...

There's nothing wrong with vista idiot, just because your computer isn't powerful enough to utilize it efficiently doesn't mean that automatically onoez this stuffs crap.

[funmonkey54]

Re: Dear Santa......

I want a gf... -___-

I gave up on that after I asked for it 4 years in a row and it never came true.

[sarahxjane]

Re: Dear Santa......

Or snow.

We have 2 feet of snow here and it's still falling.
You can take as much as you want.


Also, I want money and Lost Season 4.

[wienerschmidtzel]

Re: Dear Santa......

rope and quickdraws for climbing. other than that small stuff like hangers santa. thanks in advance st. nick.

[drxthirst]

Re: Dear Santa......

I'm getting a new computer for Christmas, totaling around ~$2,800. 24" Monitor ftw?

[Ryetta]

Re: Dear Santa......

Dear Santa,
Can I please have a pencil? I seem to have lost the one you gave me last year, and would really appreciate it if you brought me another. That is all I want for Christmas. Thank you, Santa.

Sincerely,
Ryetta

[funmonkey54]

Re: Dear Santa......

Dear Santa,
Can I please have a pencil? I seem to have lost the one you gave me last year, and would really appreciate it if you brought me another. That is all I want for Christmas. Thank you, Santa.

Sincerely,
Ryetta

You ungrateful little whore. What do you think Santa is? Made of money?!

[dood gone krazee]

Re: Dear Santa......

You ungrateful little whore. What do you think Santa is? Made of money?!

This is why your wish never came true.

...4 years in a row.

[Ground_Breaker]

Re: Dear Santa......

Dear Santa,

Please let FFRmas songs not have 32nd rolls anymore. It's...seriously getting old.

[Tater Tot]

Re: Dear Santa......

Dear Ryetta,

Santa regrets to inform you that he too is out of pencils at the moment. One of the elves had a nervous breakdown and chewed all 800 billion pencils we had in stock down to nubs. He will, however, give you a girlfriend pencil topper to go with the pencil you will be recieving three months after Christmas.

Sincerely,
Santa's head elf,

Tater Tot

[funmonkey54]

Re: Dear Santa......

This is why your wish never came true.

...4 years in a row.

lol

[Ryetta]

Re: Dear Santa......

Dear Ryetta,

Santa regrets to inform you that he too is out of pencils at the moment. One of the elves had a nervous breakdown and chewed all 800 billion pencils we had in stock down to nubs. He will, however, give you a girlfriend pencil topper to go with the pencil you will be recieving three months after Christmas.

Sincerely,
Santa's head elf,

Tater Tot

Dear Santa's head elf Tater Tot,
I will be dead three months after Christmas. Don't need a girlfriend pencil topper at the moment. Thanks anyway.

Sincerely,
Ryetta

[mnnicol]

Re: Dear Santa......

This is why your wish never came true.

...4 years in a row.

Hahaha

An early thank you to Santa for clothing and money

[funmonkey54]

Re: Dear Santa......

Dear Santa's head elf Tater Tot,
I will be dead three months after Christmas. Don't need a girlfriend pencil topper at the moment. Thanks anyway.

Sincerely,
Ryetta

Dear Ryetta,
Tater Tot was accidentally deep fried and served at our local concession stand. I sincerely apologize for his absence, but will respond in his place. It is rather unfortunate seeing as how you will be dead in three months. I would like to take this chance to inform you that the pencil topper will be sent in two months a 3 weeks so that your last moments will not be lonely ones. The pencil topper will double as a dildo, so should you get overly lonely, feel free to masturbate with it. Once more, I apologize for your unfortunate death you are awaiting and I hope you make the best out of it by wearing some garland as a scarf or something.

Cheers,
Chad Bennigan