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  • coraleaterlinda
    FFR Veteran
    • Nov 2008
    • 415
    #16
    Re: ibreath!

    that's bound to come in handy someday

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      • sarahxjane
        FFR Veteran
        • Aug 2005
        • 2109
        #17
        Re: ibreath!

        Or you can refrain from drinking in the first place.
        I'm picturing most of you freaking out right about now because of what I said.
        Originally posted by Tasselfoot
        whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
        Originally posted by funmonkey54
        *knock knock*
        *opens door*
        Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
        Um, ok. May I help you?
        Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?

        as of December 11th 2009.
        Proud One Hander! 113 AAAs & 295 Full Combos

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          • Tokzic
            FFR Player
            • May 2005
            • 6878
            #18
            Re: ibreath!

            Originally posted by sarahxjane
            I'm picturing most of you freaking out right about now because of what I said.
            why would anyone freak out because you don't drink

            OH NO PEOPLE MAKE DIFFERENT LIFE CHOICES THAN I DO I CAN'T HANDLE THAT

            Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

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              • Tater Tot
                FFR Player
                • Aug 2007
                • 582
                #19
                Re: ibreath!

                Steve Jobs has an iWife.


                All images are links, click one and have fun!

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                  • OrganisM
                    FFR Player
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 2644
                    #20
                    Re: ibreath!

                    Now if they just make the iBrator a reality, the iPod will be the only mp3 player anybody purchases.
                    .

                    Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                    "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                    because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                    spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                    changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                    Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                    Originally Posted by                     MrRubix[link]:
                    "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                     Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                    "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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