3 minute CAKE!!!!

[Leandro2910]

Ok here we go....
by the way im not gay, my mom is just awesome and i was hungry one day.

Things ur going to need:

A Microwave

A Coffee Mug

1 egg

4 table spoons of milk

3 table spoons of oil

4 table spoons of sugar (just enough to fit the spoon dont over flow it, go with 2-3 if u wont like it to sweet)

4 table spoons of flour (just enough to fit the spoon dont over do it)

1 tea spoon of baking powder

OPTIONAL 2-4 table spoons of chocolate milk powder




Steps:
Make sure that the table spoons aren't over flowing... just make it flat on the spoon... I hope you get what im saying or its going to turn out tasting terrible.

1. Get the mug and put a full egg in it
   
2. Put the 4 table spoons of milk
   
3. Put 3 table spoons of oil
   
4. Mix it up
   
5. With another spoon put 4 table spoons of flour
   
6. Then add the 2-4 table spoons of sugar
   
7. (OPTIONAL) Put 2-4 table spoons of chocolate milk powder
   
8. Add the 1 TEA spoon of baking powder
   
9. Mix it and try not to leave chunks or its going to turn out weird
   
10. Put it in the microwave for 3 minutes
    
11. Watch it! It's like POOF.

[robertsona]

Re: 3 minute CAKE!!!!

hey guys i remember this meme it was really funny but i forget it now

[Leandro2910]

Re: 3 minute CAKE!!!!

huh?

[robertsona]

Re: 3 minute CAKE!!!!

basically i was saying someone would inevitably pop out with 'the cake is a lie'

whenever someone hears the word cake on a forum it happens

[Leandro2910]

Re: 3 minute CAKE!!!!

oh i got an idea, im hungry right now so im going to go make one and take pictures....


ha ha ha i never though about that.

[atomsk333]

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Three minutes alone with cake is all I need.

[behanjc]

Re: 3 minute CAKE!!!!

Make sure that the table spoons are over flowing... just make it flat on the spoon... I hope you get what im saying or its going to turn out tasting terrible.

I think you mean "aren't"

And what type of oil do you recommend?

[Leandro2910]

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thanks and i just used the vegetable oil that we had. i never tried it with anything else

[OnixRose]

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Three minutes alone with cake is all I need.

lmfao

[MooMoo_Cowfreak]

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The cake is the 100% truth.

[tha Guardians]

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basically i was saying someone would inevitably pop out with 'the cake is a lie'

whenever someone hears the word cake on a forum it happens

It's from the game Portal (which is in the top 5 best games ever don't argue with me anyone).

[samurai7694]

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might consider trying it because my math teacher told me about this, so it must be true.

[ooobl.]

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Yeah, well I'm eating pizza. Double cheese, double bacon, double ham.
**** is amazing.
P.S. I'll most likely try this tomorrow.

[Leandro2910]

Re: 3 minute CAKE!!!!

it is true, i got the picture of it in the microwave but i dont know how to get it off my fone. but i already ate it and it was CAKEMAZING

[Chrissi]

Re: 3 minute CAKE!!!!

Um, of course it makes cake. It's got all the ingredients of a cake. You microwave it and it cooks it and gets firm but it will never be exactly the same texture as a cake that you bake in the oven because the microwave cooks things differently.

I'm imagining that this cake will be.. kinda soggy. But I haven't made it myself.

P.S. cooking doesn't make you gay. Being homosexual makes you gay.