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  • Tater Tot
    FFR Player
    • Aug 2007
    • 582
    #1

    Enlarge your E-Penis

    I was searching for a spoof scientific research report on the E-penis when I came across this. It's an article talking about how to grow and nurture your E-Penis. Check it out for a good laugh.

    E-penis' for the masses!


    All images are links, click one and have fun!
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    • championanwar
      Ask Nuro! x3
      FFR Simfile Author
      FFR Music Producer
      • Jun 2004
      • 2588
      #2
      Re: Enlarge your E-Penis

      This guy needs to get laid or something.

      Originally posted by aperson
      all of 65dos are dumb an noticable because their idea of 7/8 is 4/4 with one beat cut off the end
      aperson: yo shikari if u c thom yorke
      aperson: plz tell him 2 start usin consonants again
      Click Here

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        • who_cares973
          FFR Player
          • Aug 2006
          • 15407
          #3
          Re: Enlarge your E-Penis

          YOU: "Hey, did you catch that one episode of that one television show we enjoy? The one in space?"
          VERY INTERNET PERSON: "Wait, which one?"
          YOU: "I own a Pentium 2 350 OCed to a P5 3.33 GHz, 900 gigs of RAM, 38 inch diamond-studded monitor, Logitech cordless mouse overclocked to receive transmissions from 80 feet away, Abit motherboard with all the fixens, and a custom case I built out of titanium and iron ore."
          VERY INTERNET PERSON: (Blinded and temporarily confused by your awe-inspiring computer) "What?"

          haha xD

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            • ninjaKIWI
              plain old ugly ass dumbas
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Aug 2006
              • 3304
              #4
              Re: Enlarge your E-Penis

              Something Awful is horrible.
              Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
              "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
              "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
              "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
              "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
              "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
              "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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                • H3llacious
                  Banned
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 165
                  #5
                  Re: Enlarge your E-Penis

                  Originally posted by ninjaKIWI
                  Something Awful is horrible.
                  Something horrible is awful.

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                    • rzr
                      TWG Veteran
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 7608
                      #6
                      Re: Enlarge your E-Penis

                      The author needs to really see a shrink or something. Seems like they have a lot bottled up.

                      Originally posted by darkshark
                      Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
                      Originally posted by aperson
                      i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years

                      Originally posted by Sprite-
                      More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
                      Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
                      yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank

                      i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine

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                        • infinity.
                          sideways 8
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 1706
                          #7
                          Re: Enlarge your E-Penis

                          Originally posted by H3llacious
                          Something horrible is awful.
                          h3llacious is awful and horrible

                          no really
                          signatures are for nerds

                          nerds

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                            • Quigly
                              nah
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 3506
                              #8
                              Re: Enlarge your E-Penis

                              Hahaha this is great.
                              nah

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                                • OrganisM
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Oct 2006
                                  • 2644
                                  #9
                                  Re: Enlarge your E-Penis

                                  Nevermind that some of us might actually be hardware enthusiasts (and that's totally wrong) and maybe even be in the business. I own a business building computers, and on my Tom's Hardware account my sig includes my specs... just like everyone else's sig on that site. I don't see how that makes me a jackass.

                                  I also don't see what's wrong about using browsers other than IE. I choose Firefox (and occasionally Chrome) for a lot of reasons, but that doesn't make me an asshole for doing so.

                                  I have no problem with satire, but it actually has to be funny. When the guy is being more of a raging dickhead than the people he is criticizing, I draw the line there.
                                  .

                                  Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                                  "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                                  because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                                  spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                                  changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                                  Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                                  Originally Posted by                                   MrRubix[link]:
                                  "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                                   Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                                  "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                                    • clarinet89
                                      FFR Player
                                      • Jan 2008
                                      • 899
                                      #10
                                      Re: Enlarge your E-Penis

                                      I actually wasted minutes of my life reading that.

                                      Questionable Content

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                                        • Adamaja456
                                          Absurd
                                          • Dec 2006
                                          • 6433
                                          #11
                                          Re: Enlarge your E-Penis

                                          VERY INTERNET PERSON: "**** man, IE just crashed."
                                          YOU: "I don't use IE, I use TurboSurf 200X Ultimate Pro Edition Zarg. It's never crashed on me in nine years, which is truly remarkable consider I only downloaded it last night.



                                          hahahahahahahahah


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                                            • OrganisM
                                              FFR Player
                                              • Oct 2006
                                              • 2644
                                              #12
                                              Re: Enlarge your E-Penis

                                              I know, you're kind of left with this sense of loss.
                                              .

                                              Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                                              "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                                              because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                                              spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                                              changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                                              Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                                              Originally Posted by                                               MrRubix[link]:
                                              "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                                               Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                                              "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                                                • sameoldbloodrush!
                                                  FFR Player
                                                  • Jun 2007
                                                  • 205
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Enlarge your E-Penis

                                                  That was the funniest thing.
                                                  Originally posted by Patashu
                                                  Small is fine, but not TOO small.
                                                  Originally posted by Sprite-
                                                  That's what she said.
                                                  Originally posted by knuckles2224
                                                  They sentenced him 300 years cause this is sparta.

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                                                    • Xx{Midnight}xX
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • Aug 2007
                                                      • 8548
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Enlarge your E-Penis

                                                      Originally posted by rzr
                                                      The author needs to really see a shrink or something. Seems like they have a lot bottled up.
                                                      Shrinks make it worse. In fact at that point the title of the tread would be "Shorten your E-Penis!".

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                                                        • sumzup
                                                          (+ (- (/ (* 1 2) 3) 4) 5)
                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                          • 1398
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Enlarge your E-Penis

                                                          Eh, it seemed forced and was lame...

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