School Fights

[H3llacious]

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[dandandamdandan1111]

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In 8th grade, these two kids faught and the shop teacher got in, broke it up, got punched, and slapped the kid across the face. It was between an idiot(jock) and a future auto mechanic. The auto mechanic won.

[Psychotik]

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My school is pretty calm. There was a cat fight between sisters outside the school once. I wish they got naked and kissed. Ahhh, simple dreams.

[super kid]

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The school security guard got beat up, I feel so safe at school....

[sonic-fast-fingers]

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Last year these two girls were fighting and the principal tried to step in and stop the fight; however, the one girl had already taken her belt off, (not knowing anyone was planning on intervening) swung and smacked the principle in the face with her belt. It was rather hilarious.

[AppleSauze]

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At a high school about like 5 blocks away from me there were people beating up random people and putting the videos on you tube. there was some brutal stuff. then the cops tracked down the fighters, the up loaders and then the bystanders my friend was watching one fight and was shown in the video but you couldn't tell who he was so he was lucky. XD

[championanwar]

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Fighting is cowardly.
I have never had a read fight in my life.

[welsh_girl]

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Haha some great stories.

When I was in comprehensive [ high school ] there was only ever one real full on fight. A complete arsehole that I'd knowen for years before he came to the school and a guy who was in some of my classes and was ok.

Only give him a really bad bloody nose, mouth and some black eyes and bruises.

He used to pick on alot of other people too, only the males, even though I used to piss him off and be a complete tw@ to him because he was such a dick.

Less then a year later we're holding a 2 minuite silence for the bully and most of the school going to his funeral. Karma ?

[Mecha_Maniac]

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Worst fight I've seen...

2 guys started fighting, and one guy almost got his ass kicked and started to come back, then a friend, of the now being ass kicked came in and he started to beat the guy who came back up, and he didn't stopped bashing his face untill two people took him off.

Worst and most cowardly fight I've seen.

[MrRubix]

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When it was St. Patrick's Day (or maybe it was the eve) a few months back, I was riding the SEPTA with a friend to visit another friend. Everyone on the train was just piss-drunk. One of the passengers sings loudly and happily (obviously drunk). Another dude, I'll call him Whiney, yells "SHUT THE FSCK UP!" as he is obviously irritated with his singing. A third guy, who we'll name Retard, stands up. He has a little daughter next to him.

"I don't appreciate you saying those words so openly! My little daughter just heard you say those words, and she just repeated them! I don't want my daughter speaking like that!" Retard spouts.

Whiney basically shrugs it off and says "It's just a word -- it's not my fault if your daughter repeats something someone else says! People are going to use those words all the time."

Retard refuses to sit down and keeps trying to get Whiney to apologize, but to no avail. At one point, Retard just flat-out says "**** you!" which is *completely* stupid for obvious reasons. Whiney flips him the bird.

Engage battle mode!

Retard leaps over the seats and starts wailing on Whiney's head, and eventually tries to pick him up. Whiney tries to brace his feet against the side of the train and attack back, and at this time all the other passengers get scared and back away like crazy. Eventually, though, the fight is broken up, although it's clear that Whiney and Retard nailed each other pretty hard.

Drunken people + fighting = damn

I would honestly be more concerned about being a bellicose, trigger-happy drunken retard in front of my daughter than I would be concerned about some stupid curse word.

[H3llacious]

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So...at the end, he was a Christian drunk who didn't care how he acted in front of his daughter?

Nice job.

[DossarLX ODI]

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This wasn't a fight but I remember a kid in science class was electricuted by putting a paperclip into an outlet and coming close to killing himself and the person next to him

[Kynosaur]

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The Latin teacher at my old school had a pretty bad temper, on two occasions he threw an overhead projector at a pupil.

[Heartseeker7]

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My science teacher whipped a recycling bucket at a window earlier that day before my class. at the end of my class however, we got to see the man pick up and flick a desk at kid. I guess he thought he was the Hulk or something that morning.

As for school fights, I have witnessed a few.
normally one kid clearly has the upper hand and everyone knows it.
He beats the lights out of the other. Over.

There are two in which I remember to be the best

1. Scrawnny Emo kid V.S 2nd Captain of football team (1 foot taller then kid).
-Emo kid bounces around like he is on crack or something during the whole fight dodging EVERYTHING this captain is swinging. Emo Kid yells "COP!" and points behind the captain. All the youngings run out of fear and the Captain turns around. After clearly not seeing anything he turns around. While he was turned around, emo kid cocks his fist and runs at the Captain. The Captain turns his face into the Fist of Emo and drops.
I laughed soooooo hard.

2. Ghetto White girl High as a kite V.S Bigger Ghetto White girl just finished doing a line of Gear.
-They are going full blown out, trying to murder each other i swear.
Ripping hair, kicking each other in the stomach, clawing and scratching, Swearing like a Jerry Springer episode....THEN out of nowhere the bigger white girl hauls out A CROWBAR and starts chasing the other. Four guys jumped in right away and grabbed her before criminal records started brewing. She did sack one in the lower areas with the crowbar, he went to hospital.

[sameoldbloodrush!]

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This girl got her weave pulled out and then she got thrown on the ground and punched. I mean, it's one thing to shove someone on the ground.. but taking the 'hair'? Straight up disrespect, y0. ;o
no not rly. It was hilarious.

Oh, ****. I forgot. In 5th grade, seriously. Some kid took the pencil sharpener out of the wall and hit our History teacher with it. .