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  • robertsona
    missa in h-moll
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Dec 2006
    • 3997
    #16
    Re: So, a bear walks into a Subway...

    This reminds me of that Mitch Hedberg joke.
    "If a duck walked into a Subway..."
    y'know?

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      • 5.points
        Provy
        • Jan 2008
        • 671
        #17
        Re: So, a bear walks into a Subway...

        Lol at both videos. xD

        I don't see why they had to euthanize it though.

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          • Nightfirecat
            ...back from the dead.
            • Nov 2006
            • 3213
            #18
            Re: So, a bear walks into a Subway...

            Originally posted by robertsona
            This reminds me of that Mitch Hedberg joke.
            "If a duck walked into a Subway..."
            y'know?
            So a chicken crosses the road? Any similarities here? >.>


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              • Coolboyrulez0
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                • Aug 2006
                • 10042
                #19
                Re: So, a bear walks into a Subway...

                Originally posted by 5.points
                I don't see why they had to euthanize it though.
                Agreed. It was already outside and as far as the news covered it didn't cause harm to anyone, they could have just relocated him but that's probably to expensive/time consuming so they took the easy way out :/
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                  • ddr_f4n
                    FFR Player
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 3807
                    #20
                    Re: So, a bear walks into a Subway...

                    I majorly lol'd when they said that they euthanized the bear.

                    I really don't think it was necessary to do so. It wasn't harming anyone. They should've tranquilized it and re-released it to its natural habitat.
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                      • Necamus
                        FFR Player
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 853
                        #21
                        Re: So, a bear walks into a Subway...

                        Originally posted by OrganisM
                        Well, your name is "plan b"..
                        Plan A didn't work for his parents, plan b was the result nine months later.
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                          • OrganisM
                            FFR Player
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 2644
                            #22
                            Re: So, a bear walks into a Subway...

                            Too bad they didn't go to plan C. The dumpster is a great permanent day-care.
                            .

                            Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                            "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                            because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                            spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                            changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                            Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                            Originally Posted by                             MrRubix[link]:
                            "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                             Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                            "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                              • Plan_Bsk81127
                                snooches
                                FFR Simfile Author
                                • Aug 2007
                                • 6420
                                #23
                                Re: So, a bear walks into a Subway...

                                Originally posted by OrganisM
                                Too bad they didn't go to plan C. The dumpster is a great permanent day-care.
                                Im not that worthless and retarded. lol. Im actually not retarded at all. Funny jokes though.

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                                  • OrganisM
                                    FFR Player
                                    • Oct 2006
                                    • 2644
                                    #24
                                    Re: So, a bear walks into a Subway...

                                    The primitive Cro-Magnon stumbles about the forums, unaware of the predator's pursuit. It blunders about in denial, mere seconds away from being within the more evolutionarily developed mammal's striking distance.
                                    .

                                    Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                                    "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                                    because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                                    spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                                    changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                                    Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                                    Originally Posted by                                     MrRubix[link]:
                                    "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                                     Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                                    "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                                      • Go_Oilers_Go
                                        <<Insert Title Here>>
                                        • Sep 2004
                                        • 1436
                                        #25
                                        Re: So, a bear walks into a Subway...

                                        There's no excuse for killing the bear. As stated before, they should have just tranquilized it and taken it to a remote location. Besides, the bear never hurt anyone, and its odds of returning would be relatively low since it didn't discover any food there that it liked.

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                                          • sonic-fast-fingers
                                            FFR Player
                                            • May 2005
                                            • 268
                                            #26
                                            Re: So, a bear walks into a Subway...

                                            I lol'd when they said that the reporter was "Chris Brown."

                                            Even though it is a common sounding name I still chuckled.

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                                              • H3llacious
                                                Banned
                                                • Oct 2008
                                                • 165
                                                #27
                                                Re: So, a bear walks into a Subway...

                                                Originally posted by Go_Oilers_Go
                                                There's no excuse for killing the bear. As stated before, they should have just tranquilized it and taken it to a remote location. Besides, the bear never hurt anyone, and its odds of returning would be relatively low since it didn't discover any food there that it liked.
                                                "Eww..Subway. I'm outta here."

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