Originally Posted byjewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted byMrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted byAll_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."
Scotch for now. Question: Can I put a plastic bag around it? I figure if I wrap it in the plastic bag them duct tape it to the house and make the tape follow the cord back to my room it'll make sure the pain etc won't break it. Will that work?
P.S. I'm getting better signal because I wrapped it in aluminum foil, for now. I can get it up to 42 percent.
Originally posted by darkshark
Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
Originally posted by aperson
i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years
Originally posted by Sprite-
More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank
i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine
I would deffinately use duct tape, it's the handyman's secret weapon you know?
Originally Posted by Afrobean Come on, guys, this isn't rocket surgery
Originally Posted by MrRubix I may be an ass, but I'm usually a very correct ass.
Originally Posted by rushyrulz I'm like, totally in love with like, Justin like Bieber. I like don't just like, like him.. I like, like like him. Like totally.
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