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  • arrekusuof93
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2007
    • 1163
    #1

    **** You, Bob!

    God my RSS feeds have been good this week.

    Originally posted by G4 - The Feed
    You know those commercials for "male enhancement" product Enzyte? With the bouncy theme song and the maniacally smiling mascot, Smiling Bob? Well, it turns out it was all a scam! Who would have guessed?

    The founder of the company that makes Enzyte, Steve Warshak, was sentenced to 25 years in prison after he was convicted in February on 93 counts of conspiracy, fraud and money laundering. His company has to return $500 million. Damn! Never underestimate the power of gullibility/feelings-of-inadequacy!

    “This is a case about greed,” The judge remarked. “Steven Warshak preyed on perceived sexual inadequacies of customers.”

    Public Service Announcement: Male Enhancement isn't ever gonna happen, buddy, pills or not...Now, if only we could find some Male De-Enhancement pills, we'd be set.

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    I've expressed my feelings in the thread title. Discuss. Will you miss Bob? Will you miss the ear-raping whistle tune in the commercials?
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    • NFD
      FFR Player
      • Nov 2007
      • 4715
      #2
      Re: **** You, Bob!

      Those commercials reminded me of PedoBear, if he was a man. Bob was a bear trapped in a man's body.

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        • clarinet89
          FFR Player
          • Jan 2008
          • 899
          #3
          Re: **** You, Bob!

          They were always creepy to me.

          Questionable Content

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            • Sh4d0wD3v1L
              FFR Player
              • Jan 2005
              • 693
              #4
              Re: **** You, Bob!

              I wrote a huge note on FB about how I was smarter than their marketing execs. Apparently I was right. This also means more GGW commercials on late night Comedy Central.

              EDIT: Vote this thread for "Thread of the Year 2008".
              Last edited by Sh4d0wD3v1L; 08-30-2008, 12:01 AM.
              Funny stuff goes in this area right?

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                • NFD
                  FFR Player
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 4715
                  #5
                  Re: **** You, Bob!

                  Originally posted by Sh4d0wD3v1L
                  I wrote a huge note on FB about how I was smarter than their marketing execs. Apparently I was right. This also means more GGW commercials on late night Comedy Central.

                  EDIT: Vote this thread for "Thread of the Year 2008".
                  If you watch Logo, it shows the 'other' GGW commercials, ;3

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                    • chidori!
                      FFR Player
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 1603
                      #6
                      Re: **** You, Bob!

                      i would always forget that commercial after the next one came on. must be getting a bad memory

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                        • foilman8805
                          smoke wheat hail satin
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5704
                          #7
                          Re: **** You, Bob!

                          Now to get our hands on those bastards at ExtenZe...

                          Their commercials are ****ing hilariously bad. They just have hot chicks with big boobs sit on a couch and talk about 'ALL NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT' while the camera pans from one rack to another. If hot chicks with big tits aren't enough to get you 'enhanced', then you simply need to cut your **** off and become a eunuch.
                          Last edited by foilman8805; 08-30-2008, 12:29 AM.

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                            • OneHandNow
                              Banned
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5305
                              #8
                              Re: **** You, Bob!

                              **** You, male enhancements!

                              Go get horny without pills! :C

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                                • Sh4d0wD3v1L
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Jan 2005
                                  • 693
                                  #9
                                  Re: **** You, Bob!

                                  Originally posted by NFD
                                  If you watch Logo, it shows the 'other' GGW commercials, ;3
                                  I have seen these on Comedy Central before also. That was in the note

                                  Originally posted by foilman8805
                                  Now to get our hands on those bastards at ExtenZe...

                                  Their commercials are ****ing hilariously bad. They just have hot chicks with big boobs sit on a couch and talk about 'ALL NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT' while the camera pans from one rack to another. If hot chicks with big tits aren't enough to get you 'enhanced', then you simply need to cut your **** off and become a eunuch.
                                  Yes, and bolding mine.
                                  Funny stuff goes in this area right?

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                                    • [TeRa]
                                      FFR Player
                                      • May 2007
                                      • 9922
                                      #10
                                      Re: **** You, Bob!

                                      Wow, I can't believe that was a fraud ;o
                                      Anyway, you guys are talking about "getting it up", I thought the pill was supposed to make it grow in general, not get it up, or am I mistaken. Getting it up however, makes sense, teens are hormone crazy so of course we don't have a problem unless we're really nervous, but older folks aren't pumping with hormones.

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                                        • foilman8805
                                          smoke wheat hail satin
                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 5704
                                          #11
                                          Re: **** You, Bob!

                                          It was kind of a play on words...I meant 'enhanced' as in 'get longer' which is kind what seeing big tits does to your male appendage, you know, because you get wood.

                                          I see what you're saying though.

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                                            • Squeek
                                              let it snow~
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 14444
                                              #12
                                              Re: **** You, Bob!

                                              Originally posted by [TeRa]
                                              Wow, I can't believe that was a fraud ;o
                                              Anyway, you guys are talking about "getting it up", I thought the pill was supposed to make it grow in general, not get it up, or am I mistaken. Getting it up however, makes sense, teens are hormone crazy so of course we don't have a problem unless we're really nervous, but older folks aren't pumping with hormones.
                                              It's a counter-Impotence pill. That's all it is.

                                              It doesn't make you "bigger".

                                              I mute my television when commercials come on these days. They're just so aggravating.

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                                                • foilman8805
                                                  smoke wheat hail satin
                                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 5704
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: **** You, Bob!

                                                  No, it's 'natural male enhancement'. It's not Viagra or Cialis which just make you hard.
                                                  Last edited by foilman8805; 08-30-2008, 01:41 AM.

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                                                    • meno_rocks123
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                      • 2324
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: **** You, Bob!

                                                      Prison?! Uh oh…how many times will this guy’s product come back to haunt him while he’s behind bars if you know what I mean?

                                                      Comment by Stone Mtn, GA - August 27, 2008 at 4:17 pm
                                                      irony

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                                                        • Squeek
                                                          let it snow~
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 14444
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: **** You, Bob!

                                                          Originally posted by meno_rocks123
                                                          irony
                                                          No, it would only be irony if his product, which doesn't work, worked only in retaliation against the man who made up its effectiveness.

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