my future house will be (i know it will be my future house because i already have a down payment on it) basically a smaller version of a castle, with a comfortable interior and turrets and stuff. FUN. I would obviously have a vast collection of swords which i could duel people with everyday. Basically, I would hire people to get their ass kicked by me.
So anyway, on each turret, i hire 4 archers with longbows, who always have an arrow drawn to the string. I would pay them handsomely (after all, standing around for 14 hours a day is harsh) with about 50 pesos an hour. At night i would make them coat the arrows in something flammable and set the tips on fire wooooo.
I would obviously have a moat and drawbridge. However, the moat would consist of liquid nitrogen and captain planet action figures. The coolest part about having a castle is that if a door to drawbridge salesman comes a-knocking, we pump him full of le....er arrows. then we throw him in the moat and have a good chuckle or two.
I'd then buy some homnownrzz inzzranse from the pincuzzn mahn so i wouldn't have to pay taxes on anything, nor would i have money deducted from my paycheck to give the government nucular weapons
So anyway, on each turret, i hire 4 archers with longbows, who always have an arrow drawn to the string. I would pay them handsomely (after all, standing around for 14 hours a day is harsh) with about 50 pesos an hour. At night i would make them coat the arrows in something flammable and set the tips on fire wooooo.
I would obviously have a moat and drawbridge. However, the moat would consist of liquid nitrogen and captain planet action figures. The coolest part about having a castle is that if a door to drawbridge salesman comes a-knocking, we pump him full of le....er arrows. then we throw him in the moat and have a good chuckle or two.
I'd then buy some homnownrzz inzzranse from the pincuzzn mahn so i wouldn't have to pay taxes on anything, nor would i have money deducted from my paycheck to give the government nucular weapons





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