Switzerland under attack from giant flying turd.

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  • lord_carbo
    FFR Player
    • Dec 2004
    • 6222

    #1

    Switzerland under attack from giant flying turd.



    Not an Onion article.
    last.fm
  • tsugomaru
    FFR Player
    • Aug 2004
    • 3962

    #2
    Re: Switzerland under attack from giant flying turd.

    This however is: http://www.theonion.com/content/news..._infant_son_in

    ~Tsugomaru
    Originally posted by Hiluluk
    WHEN do you think people die...?
    When their heart is pierced by a bullet from a pistol...? No.
    When they succumb to an incurable disease...? No.
    When they drink soup made with a poisonous mushroom...? NO!!!
    IT'S WHEN A PERSON IS FORGOTTEN...!!!

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    • Tonberry_Kid
      FFR Player
      • May 2005
      • 3408

      #3
      Re: Switzerland under attack from giant flying turd.

      S(expletive..)

      I giggled.
      UNLEASH THE DRAGON
      Originally posted by mead1
      My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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      • omgitznpv
        cohoooooon
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Aug 2005
        • 6980

        #4
        Re: Switzerland under attack from giant flying turd.

        Page isn't available. :<
        Originally posted by DossarLX ODI
        What's the point of using drugs anyways? I heard they help you relax but that's pretty much it. (Not talking about medicines)

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        • Beethovens mask
          FFR Veteran
          • Dec 2007
          • 1569

          #5
          Re: Switzerland under attack from giant flying turd.

          If turds are art than I'm a freaking artistic genius.
          Originally posted by fastfingers65
          beethoven youre terrible at speaking like a moron

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          • eastsideman09
            poker face
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Dec 2006
            • 1746

            #6
            Re: Switzerland under attack from giant flying turd.

            There's art in my toilet.
            There's dog-art in my back yard.
            There's art in my pants wut
            Originally posted by dAnceguy117
            esm, you are a fucking legend
            Originally posted by Arntonach
            wow ur pretty
            Originally posted by MrGiggles
            caring should be a get-outable offense

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            • ShAiOnEi
              FFR Player
              • May 2007
              • 1110

              #7
              Re: Switzerland under attack from giant flying turd.

              What happened to the giant inflatable dog that made that turd?
              I love my son Auron

              Epic thread killer

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              • IAAW
                FFR Player
                • May 2005
                • 3008

                #8
                Re: Switzerland under attack from giant flying turd.

                Remember kids, giant inflatable turds should not be used as volleyballs.

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                • ddr_f4n
                  FFR Player
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 3807

                  #9
                  Re: Switzerland under attack from giant flying turd.

                  I never knew that I was an artist!
                  Out Now!


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                  • 25thhour
                    I like max
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 2922

                    #10
                    Re: Switzerland under attack from giant flying turd.

                    Flying Turd? What is going on in this world?
                    r bae adam bae max bae bridget bae claudia bae trevor bae adam2 bae mayo bae keith bae

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                    • IAAW
                      FFR Player
                      • May 2005
                      • 3008

                      #11
                      Re: Switzerland under attack from giant flying turd.

                      Originally posted by ddr_f4n
                      I never knew that I was an artist!
                      You aren't a true artist until you've made blue turds.

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                      • 25thhour
                        I like max
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 2922

                        #12
                        Re: Switzerland under attack from giant flying turd.

                        Originally posted by IAAW
                        You aren't a true artist until you've made blue turds.
                        I've made turds with yellow in them
                        r bae adam bae max bae bridget bae claudia bae trevor bae adam2 bae mayo bae keith bae

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                        • Nyokou
                          ( ̄ー ̄)
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 4246

                          #13
                          Re: Switzerland under attack from giant flying turd.

                          There are just some things people shouldn't be famous for. :/
                          Twitter | Instagram | Snapchat: Nyokou

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                          • eastsideman09
                            poker face
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 1746

                            #14
                            Re: Switzerland under attack from giant flying turd.

                            Originally posted by IAAW
                            You aren't a true artist until you've made blue turds.
                            done. and im not even joking. Scooby Doo blizzard at Dairy Queen..... intense food coloring.
                            Originally posted by dAnceguy117
                            esm, you are a fucking legend
                            Originally posted by Arntonach
                            wow ur pretty
                            Originally posted by MrGiggles
                            caring should be a get-outable offense

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                            • syzergy
                              FFR Veteran
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 448

                              #15
                              Re: Switzerland under attack from giant flying turd.

                              Originally posted by IAAW
                              You aren't a true artist until you've made blue turds.

                              i make green turds.
                              Originally posted by Triplex72
                              Usually my enormous penis is in the way, so that's what I'm stuck staring at...
                              Originally posted by roundb0x
                              absolutely nothing wrong with this

                              i still have photos of my dad dickfeeding me when i was like 5

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