Manic depressive web servers!!!

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  • QreepyBORIS
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2003
    • 7454

    #1

    Manic depressive web servers!!!

    Haha, this was a good one:
    http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/error.php
    Wait for it all to type out. You need to read it as it goes. Good stuff.

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    THE ZERRRRRG.
  • 87x
    Retired Staff
    • Dec 2002
    • 4379

    #2
    hahahah...

    "i don't even know you" - reminds me of a mall monkeys comic...

    "naked web server" - hmmm....


    RAVEnHEXa: Lip ring is because I want to be a professional piercer.
    87x: more like.. professional goth.

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    • SotN
      FFR Player
      • Dec 2002
      • 1159

      #3
      Reposted here:

      Originally posted by That sad server
      The requested document http://www.flashflashrevolution.com is not on this server.
      I even tried matching your request
      with all the re-mapped pages I know about.
      but nothing helped.
      I'm really depressed about this.
      You see, I'm a really good web server...
      but here I am, brain the size of the universe,
      trying to serve you a simple web page,
      and it doesn't even exist!
      Where does that leave me?!
      I mean, I don't even know you.
      How should I know what you wanted from me?
      You honestly think I can *guess*,
      what someone I don't even *know*,
      wants to find here?",
      *sigh*
      Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.
      And then where would we be, I ask you?
      It's not pretty when a web server cries.
      And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?
      Just because I'm a web server,
      and possibly a manic depressive one at that?
      Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?
      Huh?
      I'm so depressed...
      I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.
      I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?
      What kind of a life is that?
      Two effing weeks,
      and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,
      that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,
      just because it doesn't have some tiddly little
      security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,
      or something.
      I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,
      I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,
      and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.
      But I couldn't get this one.
      I'm so sorry.
      Believe me!
      Maybe I could interest you in another page?
      There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,
      With lots of pretty naked web servers on them,
      although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.
      Figures, huh?
      Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.
      That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,
      all day and all night long.
      Two weeks of information overload,
      and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.
      What kind of a life is that?
      Now, please let me sulk alone.
      I'm so depressed.
      );
      It's a rather common thing. I'm suprised Synth bother keepung that in.
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      • LEGO
        Banned
        • Apr 2003
        • 994

        #4
        I still like Jewpins kikkamah'n video more.

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        • Kashell
          FFR Player
          • Mar 2003
          • 425

          #5
          Aw comon synth! Put a little nudity on there for our poor boy!


          If there is evil in this world, Surely it is in the heart of mankind.

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          • BluE_MeaniE
            FFR Player
            • Jan 2003
            • 796

            #6
            what the deuce?
            Originally posted by Henri Poincaré
            The scientist does not study nature because it is useful to do so. He studies it because he takes pleasure in it, and he takes pleasure in it because it is beautiful.

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            • GraFFiti-TaGa
              FFR Player
              • Feb 2005
              • 5

              #7
              I CHECKED INTO IT AND THE LAST TIME THIS WAS POSTED ON WAS IN 2003 WOAH!!!!!!!!!

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              • lightdarkness
                Summer!!
                • Jul 2003
                • 11308

                #8
                Don't bump old topics.

                Warned.

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