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  • TheRapingDragon
    A car crash mind
    • Aug 2005
    • 9788

    #1

    My Children

    ************************************************** ****
    This notice hereby confirms that

    David
    (Details removed)
    Northern Ireland

    is an ordained member of the clergy of
    The Church of Spiritual Humanism
    Date of Ordination: July 7, 2008
    Ordained by R. A. Zorger, President
    ************************************************** ****

    CONGRATULATIONS AND WELCOME!

    The Church of Spiritual Humanism is happy to inform you that your ordination request has been reviewed and approved, and you are now an officially ordained clergy member.

    You are now entitled to all privileges and courtesies normally offered to ordained members of the clergy. The record of your ordination has been entered into the official permanent records of the Church of Spiritual Humanism. Ordinations by the Church of Spiritual Humanism are for life.

    As an ordained member of the clergy, you are hereby authorized by the CSH to officiate religious rites and ceremonies, including marriage, baby naming, funeral services, invocations, and holiday ceremonies, as permitted and subject to the laws and regulations of your country, state, and municipality. It is important that before you officiate any civil ceremony (such as marriages), you know and comply with all laws governing your locality.
    Sup.
  • foilman8805
    smoke wheat hail satin
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Sep 2006
    • 5704

    #2
    Re: My Children

    Please, stay away from the little boys...they're already born into sin.

    Congratulations, though. It's good to know FFR has a priest for its...needs...
    Last edited by foilman8805; 07-7-2008, 05:04 AM.

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    • Raveren
      FFR Player
      • Sep 2006
      • 785

      #3
      Re: My Children

      You kick so much ass.

      I think we need to dub you Official FFR Clergyman.

      *edit* read your Custom Title, Official FFR Ordained Priest sounds much better.

      *edit 2.0* You realize now you have so many opportunities for jokes only a Priest can pull off, right?
      Last edited by Raveren; 07-7-2008, 05:25 AM.
      “A painter paints his pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. We provide the music, and you provide the silence.” -Leopold Stokowski

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      • foilman8805
        smoke wheat hail satin
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Sep 2006
        • 5704

        #4
        Re: My Children

        Honest question here, and since you're a man of the church, you may actually know...

        Can you marry two animals? Is that legal in any way?

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        • TheRapingDragon
          A car crash mind
          • Aug 2005
          • 9788

          #5
          Re: My Children

          As far as I'm aware there are is no illegality regarding marrying 2 animals, but no church would do it for you under the pretense that it is immoral.

          Same way humans can actually marry animals but no church would do it for them officially in modern times.

          Though I admit my knowledge of Anthrozoology is rather lacking.
          Last edited by TheRapingDragon; 07-7-2008, 05:38 AM.

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          • foilman8805
            smoke wheat hail satin
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Sep 2006
            • 5704

            #6
            Re: My Children

            You should cast Holy on all of the non-believers.

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            • Raveren
              FFR Player
              • Sep 2006
              • 785

              #7
              Re: My Children

              +10 Points if we get a pic of you in your priest outfit/robes/garbs/whatevertheymaybecalledtoTheChurchofSpiritualHumanism
              “A painter paints his pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. We provide the music, and you provide the silence.” -Leopold Stokowski

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              • Konradz
                FFR Player
                • Jun 2008
                • 67

                #8
                Re: My Children

                I don't know why, but I found this friggin hilarious.
                Congratz though :]
                Originally posted by Anon
                Way to get rich:

                1. wait until you are about 30-35 years of age
                2. go up to a random 10 year old kid in the street
                3. convince him that you are him from the future
                4. mess with his head and make him do crazy things
                5. film it
                6. put it on the internet
                7. lol
                8. ????
                9. PROFIT!
                Praise M&T.

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                • KurenaiHime
                  FFR Player
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 94

                  #9
                  Re: My Children

                  Awesome, you're the first Priest I actually know...we..not really, but y'know what a I mean. ^^ Congratulations, and may you be led through the world in peace. ^^
                  I am a one-hander!
                  Joined One week, 3 days ago.
                  Has 32 FC's so far and counting.(5 not public)
                  No AAA's as of yet.
                  Still going. ^^


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                  • Afrobean
                    Admiral in the Red Army
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 13262

                    #10
                    Re: My Children

                    what the **** is spiritual humanism
                    (i looked it up and know what it is now, but saying that is the best way I could get across the intended message)

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                    • jugglinguy
                      Use me as a porta-potty
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 4319

                      #11
                      Re: My Children

                      Make sure to have a holy hand-grenade handy at all times
                      Originally posted by Jem
                      Jem is my name. No one else is the same!

                      You're Aja Leith of the Holograms! You're very exotic, intelligent and sophisticated.

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                      • championanwar
                        Ask Nuro! x3
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        FFR Music Producer
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2588

                        #12
                        Re: My Children

                        Right on. You've got my support.

                        Originally posted by aperson
                        all of 65dos are dumb an noticable because their idea of 7/8 is 4/4 with one beat cut off the end
                        aperson: yo shikari if u c thom yorke
                        aperson: plz tell him 2 start usin consonants again
                        Click Here

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                        • TheRapingDragon
                          A car crash mind
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 9788

                          #13
                          Re: My Children

                          Originally posted by jugglinguy
                          Make sure to have a holy hand-grenade handy at all times
                          Rabbits were misrepresented. They're actually honestly cute fluffy little balls of fluff.

                          +10 Points if we get a pic of you in your priest outfit/robes/garbs
                          I won't be wearing robes. This was online, meaning that I'm not a member of any physical church that you can go to and teach at or conduct ceremonies at.

                          What this means is that I can conduct all these activities unofficially but that they still have to be recognised as legal. I can do this online or in person, depending on what you want.

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                          • sumzup
                            (+ (- (/ (* 1 2) 3) 4) 5)
                            • Nov 2005
                            • 1398

                            #14
                            Re: My Children

                            What do you get out of it besides a warm fuzzy feeling?

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                            • foilman8805
                              smoke wheat hail satin
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5704

                              #15
                              Re: My Children

                              It may be something worthy of putting on a resume, actually...

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