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  • merryandherclitoris
    FFR Player
    • Jun 2008
    • 4

    #1

    Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.

    It's a friday night, and because FFR video chat happens to be down, you decide to give in to your guilt, and by your mother a last minute birthday present. However, as you are checking out of Hallmark, the cashier's fflesh begins to peel a tad. You realize your horror movie dreams have just come true.

    You are a victim of a mass zombie invasion.

    You've got some work to do, the are deteriorating teeny boppers to be slaughtered everywhere. Therefore I ask you three questions to determine your fate;

    -which weapon would you choose to have with you?
    -which song would be your slaughter-theme?
    -which one person would you choose to have by your side?
  • aperson
    FFR Hall of Fame
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Jul 2003
    • 3431

    #2
    Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.

    I choose a gun and shoot you in the face for making a stupid thread the end

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    • PseudoNymX
      FFR Player
      • Jun 2007
      • 7

      #3
      Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.

      WEAPON: Rapier. I need a non-ammunition-dependent weapon for close quarters, and nothing is quite as classy as the rapier. For long range, I can just grab a crossbow from a store.

      SONG: Raining Blood, by Slayer. I can't imagine anything better for slaughtering an army of zombies.

      PERSON: Spencer Scurr. He knows how to make various explosives, knows first aid, and is the most violent person I know.

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      • merryandherclitoris
        FFR Player
        • Jun 2008
        • 4

        #4
        Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.

        Originally posted by PseudoNymX
        PERSON: Spencer Scurr. He knows how to make various explosives, knows first aid, and is the most violent person I know.
        Spencer said he'd choose you, because he was unsure of my zombie killing technique. I suppose I would choose you also, if your sais came in a bundle package.

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        • PseudoNymX
          FFR Player
          • Jun 2007
          • 7

          #5
          Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.

          Originally posted by merryandherclitoris
          Spencer said he'd choose you, because he was unsure of my zombie killing technique. I suppose I would choose you also, if your sais came in a bundle package.
          Of course they do. =D

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          • Cloud0005
            FFR Player
            • Nov 2007
            • 1022

            #6
            Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.

            Weapon: The Gunblade from Final Fantasy 8 called LionHeart

            Song: Indestructible

            Person: GOKU!!!!!!!!

            Hi zuri
            Last edited by Cloud0005; 06-27-2008, 09:26 PM.

            Originally posted by Quigly
            SHUT UP GUYZ HE HAS PROBLEMS!!!!!!

            DIDN'T YOU READ HIS NAME??? HE CRIES AT NIGHT!!!!!

            YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!

            =o

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            • Crashfan3
              FFR Player
              • Nov 2006
              • 2937

              #7
              Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.

              WEAPON: M4A1 Sub-Machine gun. High powered projectile-firing weapons are of course the best bet in a situation where your enemy is strong, but slow and can only fight close range. Trust me, I'd know.

              SONG: Drowning Pool - Bodies. Because what else is better while you're letting bodies hit the floor?

              PERSON: A lot of people from the FFR Forums I'd like to pick. However, sorry cyber-friends, I'd have to choose my IRL friend Zachary Edmonton. I don't believe there is anyone on this earth who has played more zombie-themed games, or watched more zombie-themed movies than this guy. There's not a thing he doesn't know about zombies, and I'd feel safe with him at his side. His weapon would likely be a katana, and his song would definitely be something by Megadeth.

              EDIT: Damn, ninja'd again. I'll have to be faster than that if I plan on taking on an undead army.
              EDIT: Haha~ I got Cloud hooked on Disturbed.~

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              • Cloud0005
                FFR Player
                • Nov 2007
                • 1022

                #8
                Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.

                Originally posted by Crashfan3
                EDIT: Haha~ I got Cloud hooked on Disturbed.~
                hush you

                Originally posted by Quigly
                SHUT UP GUYZ HE HAS PROBLEMS!!!!!!

                DIDN'T YOU READ HIS NAME??? HE CRIES AT NIGHT!!!!!

                YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!

                =o

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                • MooMoo_Cowfreak
                  Abraxas Hydroplane
                  • May 2006
                  • 1746

                  #9
                  Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.

                  Weapon - Stick, because you can't get more manly that beating a zombie to death with a stick.

                  Song - Mary Had a Little Lamb. Need I say more?

                  Person - aperson lolololol
                  Originally posted by hi19hi19
                  dumps abstractly represent the song with arrows

                  post-dumps abstractly represent the existential nihilism that the song invokes in the listener with negative space, evoking the ephemeral nature of the mind - the journey of stepmania begins in hope yet soon becomes corroded into a dialectic of futility, leaving only a sense of dread and the unlikelihood of a new synthesis

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                  • Sullyman2007
                    FFR Player
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 1663

                    #10
                    Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.

                    -which weapon would you choose to have with you?
                    -which song would be your slaughter-theme?
                    -which one person would you choose to have by your side?
                    - I would totally use a flamethrower of some kind and watch them melt <3
                    - Probably something by Disturbed, or Slayer. Thrash would make it epic.
                    - I'd solo that ****.

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                    • lxrowe
                      FFR Player
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 1

                      #11
                      Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.

                      Weapon: Keyboard.
                      Song: Take This Life - In Flames
                      Person: phe0nixblade

                      29.79 second solve!
                      [Cube Dismemberment Association]

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                      • talN64
                        FFR Player
                        • Jan 2006
                        • 24

                        #12
                        Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.

                        Weapon: duel pistols named Love and Wrath
                        Music....same as Pheonix
                        Person: phe0nixblade....why you ask? Why Not I answer... and cause he's the friend i've had the longest...why not make it longer

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                        • MooMoo_Cowfreak
                          Abraxas Hydroplane
                          • May 2006
                          • 1746

                          #13
                          Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.

                          Originally posted by phe0nixblade
                          Weapon: Wooden Blade from Tales of Symphonia, so instead of beating just the game with it, I would have beat life
                          Yeah ok stick better by far.
                          Originally posted by hi19hi19
                          dumps abstractly represent the song with arrows

                          post-dumps abstractly represent the existential nihilism that the song invokes in the listener with negative space, evoking the ephemeral nature of the mind - the journey of stepmania begins in hope yet soon becomes corroded into a dialectic of futility, leaving only a sense of dread and the unlikelihood of a new synthesis

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                          • talN64
                            FFR Player
                            • Jan 2006
                            • 24

                            #14
                            Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.

                            Originally posted by MooMoo_Cowfreak
                            Yeah ok stick better by far.
                            except he'd get a title for killing them with wooden swords
                            = D

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                            • MooMoo_Cowfreak
                              Abraxas Hydroplane
                              • May 2006
                              • 1746

                              #15
                              Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.

                              Originally posted by talN64
                              except he'd get a title for killing them with wooden swords
                              = D
                              No that's just wrong. I don't even get the logic there. Yeah stick kills.
                              Originally posted by hi19hi19
                              dumps abstractly represent the song with arrows

                              post-dumps abstractly represent the existential nihilism that the song invokes in the listener with negative space, evoking the ephemeral nature of the mind - the journey of stepmania begins in hope yet soon becomes corroded into a dialectic of futility, leaving only a sense of dread and the unlikelihood of a new synthesis

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